"In this note we show that a key component of AES in fact contains a backdoor the allows the Belgian Government and The Catholic Church (the forces behind Rijndael / AES design, who obviously hid the backdoor in the cipher) to secretly eavesdrop on all AES communications"
"...the Impossible Boomerang Attack (IBA) which are especially dangerous as impossible boomerangs are truly impossible while regular boomerangs are possible boomerangs"
wutlol
There's more. Probably just a cheesy way to write a paper you'll retract / rewrite anyway?
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wutlol
There's more. Probably just a cheesy way to write a paper you'll retract / rewrite anyway?
It's interesting how, besides the obvious jokes in every other sentence, the paper is otherwise almost plausible.