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pshc
Those keyword quotes are amazing. I'm in stitches.
mojoe
This is great -- now I'd like to know what movies the keyword quotes were taken from.
CliffyA
If you click on the original keyword name, it links to a YouTube video of the quote, which usually has the movie name in the title.
dcgoss
Has me cracking up! Great job!
jasonjei
Goodness! I didn't even know there were enough lines to have a fairly complete grammar and tokens. Honestly, this would have been perfect and a better assignment to give in a Compilers course instead of asking students to build some C-like language--at least this language seems fun!
Voltage
I always wanted to make a whole movie out of Arnie one-liners. This is awesome :)
chimmychonga
I saw this a while ago (about a year) and I wrote a hello world and another small program in it. Shortly after I had a job interview for a software dev. spot for one of my schools research labs and I brought this up in the interview, my future boss thought it was halarious!
deeviant
I can see it now:

Interviewer: gives you fizzbuzz. Feel free to use any language you are comfortable with.

Me: Hmm, sure.

IT'S SHOWTIME

HEY CHRISTMAS TREE isLessThan100 YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO HEY CHRISTMAS TREE n YOU SET US UP 0 HEY CHRISTMAS TREE multiple YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO

STICK AROUND isLessThan100 GET TO THE CHOPPER n HERE IS MY INVITATION n GET UP 1 ENOUGH TALK

GET TO THE CHOPPER isLessThan100 HERE IS MY INVITATION 100 LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET n ENOUGH TALK

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS multiple DO IT NOW divisible n 15 BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE multiple TALK TO THE HAND "FizzBuzz" BULLSHIT GET YOUR ASS TO MARS multiple DO IT NOW divisible n 3 BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE multiple TALK TO THE HAND "Fizz" BULLSHIT GET YOUR ASS TO MARS multiple DO IT NOW divisible n 5 BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE multiple TALK TO THE HAND "Buzz" BULLSHIT TALK TO THE HAND n YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC CHILL

YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED

LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY modulo I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE dividend I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE divisor GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR HEY CHRISTMAS TREE quotient YOU SET US UP 0 HEY CHRISTMAS TREE remainder YOU SET US UP 0 HEY CHRISTMAS TREE product YOU SET US UP 0 GET TO THE CHOPPER quotient HERE IS MY INVITATION dividend HE HAD TO SPLIT divisor ENOUGH TALK GET TO THE CHOPPER product HERE IS MY INVITATION divisor YOU'RE FIRED quotient ENOUGH TALK GET TO THE CHOPPER remainder HERE IS MY INVITATION dividend GET DOWN product ENOUGH TALK I'LL BE BACK remainder HASTA LA VISTA, BABY

LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY divisible I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE dividend I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE divisor GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR

HEY CHRISTMAS TREE result YOU SET US UP 0 GET YOUR ASS TO MARS result DO IT NOW modulo dividend divisor

HEY CHRISTMAS TREE isZero YOU SET US UP 0 GET TO THE CHOPPER isZero HERE IS MY INVITATION result YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 0 ENOUGH TALK

I'LL BE BACK isZero HASTA LA VISTA, BABY

Elrac
I haven't desk-checked your program for correctness but I appreciate your effort!

Conclusion: If pressed for time, you may want to cut down on source bloat by programming in... COBOL!

waterhouse
Reformatted:

  IT'S SHOWTIME
  
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE isLessThan100
  YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE n
  YOU SET US UP 0
  HEY CHRISTMAS TREE multiple
  YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO
  
  STICK AROUND isLessThan100
    GET TO THE CHOPPER n
     HERE IS MY INVITATION n
     GET UP 1
    ENOUGH TALK
  
    GET TO THE CHOPPER isLessThan100 
     HERE IS MY INVITATION 100
     LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET n
    ENOUGH TALK
  
    GET YOUR ASS TO MARS multiple
    DO IT NOW divisible n 15
    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE multiple
      TALK TO THE HAND "FizzBuzz" 
    BULLSHIT
      GET YOUR ASS TO MARS multiple
      DO IT NOW divisible n 3
      BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE multiple
        TALK TO THE HAND "Fizz" 
      BULLSHIT 
        GET YOUR ASS TO MARS multiple 
        DO IT NOW divisible n 5
        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE multiple
          TALK TO THE HAND "Buzz" 
        BULLSHIT 
          TALK TO THE HAND n
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
      YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
  CHILL
  
  YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED
  
  LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY modulo
     I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE dividend
     I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE divisor
   GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR
   HEY CHRISTMAS TREE quotient
   YOU SET US UP 0
   HEY CHRISTMAS TREE remainder
   YOU SET US UP 0
   HEY CHRISTMAS TREE product
   YOU SET US UP 0
   GET TO THE CHOPPER quotient
    HERE IS MY INVITATION dividend
    HE HAD TO SPLIT divisor
   ENOUGH TALK
   GET TO THE CHOPPER product
    HERE IS MY INVITATION divisor
    YOU'RE FIRED quotient
   ENOUGH TALK
   GET TO THE CHOPPER remainder
    HERE IS MY INVITATION dividend
    GET DOWN product
   ENOUGH TALK
   I'LL BE BACK remainder
  HASTA LA VISTA, BABY
  
  LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY divisible
     I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE dividend
     I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE divisor
   GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR
  
   HEY CHRISTMAS TREE result
   YOU SET US UP 0
   GET YOUR ASS TO MARS result
   DO IT NOW modulo dividend divisor
  
   HEY CHRISTMAS TREE isZero
   YOU SET US UP 0
   GET TO THE CHOPPER isZero
    HERE IS MY INVITATION result
    YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 0
   ENOUGH TALK
  
   I'LL BE BACK isZero
  HASTA LA VISTA, BABY
(Original source appears to be: https://gist.github.com/georg/9224355)
anigbrowl
I feel like it should have assertion testing, announced as 'COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE:'
jbrooksuk
That's a proposed syntax for try/catch.
pmontra
An ironically verbose language given the origin :-)
cafard
I thought CPAN included something like this, but I might've been thinking of Acme::DonMartin