Finally a software manifesto I can get behind (failmanifesto.org)

"...Duct tape over maintainable code"

Oh brother.

I got rickrolled :(

Somebody else is allergic to Maven! It's not just me!

This is nonsense. Is any of it supposed to add insight to any of these software development issues? It's barely even defined what their position is. It is a vague, amateurish rehash of some of the currently popular thoughts discussed among many of the more insightful people in our industry (who are also much better writers).