People who drink Natty Ice are 35% more likely to live in a southern state and own a pickup truck, and people between the ages of 21 and 30 who drink Pabst Blue Ribbon are 125% more likely to be douchebags. These statistics are true 300% of the time.
If you drink expensive imports you have: a higher education, a higher income, embrace socialist political philosophies, drive an expensive car, read more books, listen to public radio, and perhaps most characteristically, spend just a little too much time appreciating your alleged superiority over everyone else.
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[ 2.9 ms ] story [ 25.1 ms ] threadIf you drink expensive imports you have: a higher education, a higher income, embrace socialist political philosophies, drive an expensive car, read more books, listen to public radio, and perhaps most characteristically, spend just a little too much time appreciating your alleged superiority over everyone else.
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Life is too short to drink shitty beer.