List of April Fools' Day Announcements

592 points by conroy ↗ HN
Instead of cluttering the front page with fake product announcements, let's just post them in here instead. One thread where each top-level comment is just a title and a link.

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In Japan, you never know..
lol, in japan, a new car comes with a branded spankpaddle
Gee, thanks for that. Next time I'm scooping cooked rice out for dinner I would hope that the other occupants of the house have not used it as a spank paddle.
I have never seen anything like that used for scooping rice...
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CERN researchers confirm the existence of the Force

http://home.web.cern.ch/about/updates/2015/04/cern-researche...

"...Kenobi's seminal paper "May the Force be with EU" – a strong argument that his experiment should be built in Europe – persuaded the CERN Council to finance..."
For being the people who created the internet their website is rather slow...
You mean, "created the World Wide Web".
This is my favorite today so far

> With the research ongoing, many at CERN are already predicting that the Force will awaken later this year.

You can play Pac-Man in Google Maps right now

http://www.sciencealert.com/you-can-play-pac-man-in-google-m...

Is it an April Fool if you can actualy do it? More like an early Easter Egg?
https://com.google - Google showing off their new gTLD in a silly manner.
Is it me or does everyone and their mother have a gTLD these days? I would not take any company that uses a gTLD serious at all.
what's wrong with having gTLD? Seeing lots of this new TLD hate, I want to understand the reasoning.
Adding random things at the root of a hierarchy subverts the entire idea of having a hierarchy in the first place.
This battle was lost the second people started using .net and .org for things that wheren't related network technologies and non-profit orgranizations respectively. The nail was driven into the coffin when people started using country tld's for sites that had nothing to do with that country.

If anything this might be step back in the right direction. Whereas I cannot tell anything about the nature or origin of a site based on the fact that it has a .net or .ly tld, I will be able to tell something about nature and origin of a site if it has a .google or .apple tld.

Misusing the hierarchy is different than subverting it entirely. Also, your last statement isn't true.
Or .Sony, except there is no guarantee Sony corp actually registered that TLD.
Hey, I remember the .sony floppy driver bug on '90s Macs!

Wow. Such nostalgia.

Sony does own the .sony gTLD: https://www.icann.org/en/system/files/files/request-2014081-...

More generally, as part of ICANN's gTLD approval process, if the gTLD being applied for is a trademark, then it can't go to anyone else besides the trademark holder. So there's actually a lot more assurances that you are dealing with who you expect to be dealing with with gTLDs versus random domain names on .com.

Honest question, trademarked according to who? The Internet is a global thing now, so who wins if there's two entities that happen to both have valid claims to a trademark?
First one to pay icann money obviously.
The TLD system is arguably broken, because it never turned out as hierarchical as it was supposed to. All the new TLDs do is force people to shell out more money to squat on pointless domains to avoid them being used for fraud (or, worse, by the competition).
Or it makes them finally realize how silly the "we must have them all" is.
Who are you to call millions of pokemon fans silly?
Not happening in my experience. As long as everyone in the industry is earning their share from this madness they'll happily "suggest optimizations to the domain portfolio" of their vict^Wcustomers.
Yes, let's not take Google serious.
You wouldn't take Google seriously? I'm sure they didn't fork out just for today, they will be using it for their products at some point.

In a few years, it will probably the standard domain for big corps. iphone.apple, macbook.apple, etc. It looks weird now (or an intranet address at best), but once people get used to it, it will be recognisable as a domain just as any.com is now.

Not to mention, an explosion of TLDs for reselling (.futbol .enterprise etc) means people will just equate . on billboards etc with a domain.

The fact that a company needs their own gTLD is silly. Sites like google have a perfectly good domain. Why use iphone.apple if apple can already do iphone.apple.com or apple.com/iphone? At the end of the day the consumer will not start guessing what domain he/she has to use to get what they want. The average consumer uses a search engine and types in "apple iphone". They don't care about iphone.apple they just want to go to the product page.
Well, it's not about need. It's about a story that goes like this:

    ICANN: Hey, has anyone noticed that our wallets aren't
           very heavy?
    Google: We have a bucketload of money just laying around
           that will fill your wallets, and wouldn't mind
           our own gTLD. It'd be cute.
    ICANN: You had us at 'bucketload of money'
We needed more gTLDs anyway. So what if a few mega-companies get their own versions?
Because ICANN set this up, and companies have to protect their trademarks.

Google isn't going to abandon their perfectly good domains.

> Google isn't going to abandon their perfectly good domains.

Good thing icann just increased the available domain-space from "limited" to "unlimited" then. That sounds good for almost everyone, or at least icann.

Basically, "" is now a TLD, and ICANN is the registrar, so it can extract the rents.
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moc.elgoog would have been much better social commentary on the gTLD explosion.
It would have been pretty impressive if they created a whole gTLD just for an April Fools joke.
indeed because "The evaluation fee is US$185,000."

http://newgtlds.icann.org/en/applicants/customer-service/faq...

I wouldn't be so sure they wouldn't do that, after all:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/07/02/us-dealtalk-nortel...

"At the auction for Nortel Networks' wireless patents this week, Google's bids were mystifying, such as $1,902,160,540 and $2,614,972,128.

Math whizzes might recognize these numbers as Brun's constant and Meissel-Mertens constant, but it puzzled many of the people involved in the auction, according to three people with direct knowledge of the situation on Friday.

...

'It became clear that they were bidding with the distance between the earth and the sun. One was the sum of a famous mathematical constant, and then when it got to $3 billion, they bid pi,' the source said, adding the bid was $3.14159 billion.

'Either they were supremely confident or they were bored.'"

Motivation for changing the low order digits is different from the high order digits.
Not to nitpick but the lower order digits in those bids are orders of magnitude higher than the US$185,000 evaluation fee.
> 'Either they were supremely confident or they were bored.'

Those usually go hand in hand.

> ICANN GTLD APPLICATION FORM

>

> 1. Purpose of TLD

>

> It would be funny.

For or against gTLDs Google should not be able to squat .dev is too generic to give to one company. Infact any one company squatting any gtld that isn't their registered trademark leaves a sour taste in my mouth.

It's just a game of "we have money therefor shut up." combined with "The world revolves around the USA"

How is "squatting" .dev meaningfully different from having .dev.com?

People here give way too much importance to TLDs.

I know a lot of folks using .dev for locally running "development" instances of websites/apps. Maybe .local is now a better choice.
Microsoft documents even dictate using .local, but if you have mDNS on your network you immediately start to run into problems.
.local is reserved for mDNS. I'm not sure why you can't just use the host's real FQDN.
Because you might want to have multiple vhosts running on localhost, separated by hostname.
If you host is, say "zeus.barrera.io" you can use:

test-service-1.zeus.barrera.io dummy-server.zeus.barrera.i

Etc. No need to create new (possible conflicting, definitely not future proof) TLDs.

It's not about shared hosts (at least if I'm understanding the topic correctly) but about /etc/hosts entries on your local machine for your local machine. As in:

    my-test-thing-a.dev 127.0.0.1
    my-test-thing-b.dev 127.0.0.1
    my-test-thing-c.dev 127.0.0.1
Buying an actual registered domain for that sounds like it would be even more confusing than using an unregistered TLD because it makes it hard to tell which hostnames are expected to work across machines and which are strictly "works on my machine".
Thought ICANN auctioned all the gTLDs.

Also, The USA invented the Internet.

I hope you're joking about that second part....
He's right though. You may be too young.
Except he's not right. ARPANET was one aspect of what would become the Internet. The public Internet as we know it is an amalgamation of technologies which were developed by the U.S., Great Britain, and France. You really can't claim that the U.S. invented the Internet.
Hasnt' Louis Pouzin invented the Internet?
I always thought "do a barrel roll" was kind of stupid, but it's cool that it still works on com.google.
Strangely "tilt" sets it back to normal but keeps the domain, then when you change the search query it flicks back to backwards mode.
tilt css probably overrides the mirror css
Zerg Rush is broken though; Zerglings attack the air, dealing damage to DOM elements on the other side of the screen.
Makes sense, it's an old animation, probably a gif or something. It even uses the old 'o'.
It's not an animation, you can kill Zerglings by clicking on them.
That actually reminded me of a bug I submitted a while ago. It appears to be fixed now, but I was pretty surprised at the answer they provided at the time. When instant search first came out, anything that auto-completed to "do a barrel roll" would initiate the animation. It's such a popular term that simply typing "Do a" was enough to trigger it as it was the first result.

https://productforums.google.com/forum/#!topic/websearch/R5A...

One thing I noticed is that the search doesn't modify the URL as it does on google.com. Wondering why?
it's in an iframe
I get that. But still wondering why implement it like this?
I had already set up our computer to mirror-reverse all websites for today, so ironically com.google looks normal.
Type "WTF?" in the search box and go to image search ;)
Correction. All images are reversed.
Smartbox by Inbox: the mailbox of tomorrow, today

http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2015/03/smartbox-by-inbox-mai...

This's gotta be the most well produced April Fools video I've seen.
I love the video so much. Very convincing and surreal
Was that Kelsey Grammer narrating?!
Do you know whee the song in the end is from - "Let's do something new"?
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Tinder for Uber*

http://tinderforuber.com/

*I'm praying this is a joke

I wonder how many crazy entrepreneurs use april days for validating ideas they had without loosing they're credibility :)
To assist with you're credibility:

"their"

And 'losing', 'April', missing 'fools' (or 'first of').

"your"
I concede that succinct satire doesn't really work on the Net.
You're the man.
That one actually made me laugh out loud
google japan's new keyboard

https://www.google.co.jp/ime/___o/

Changed my HN title bar from gray to blue
MSDOS is the new mobile OS from Microsoft

Announcement: http://lumiaconversations.microsoft.com/2015/04/01/microsoft...

Product page: http://www.microsoft.com/en/mobile/ms-dos/

Edit: Even an app http://www.windowsphone.com/en-us/store/app/ms-dos-mobile/85...

Wow, the app is really well done. SPOILERS: Can cd into a programs folder, and launch programs like sms.exe, where I get a blue DOS-style window asking for input. Can use "phone <nr>" to call someone, send e-mails. If i launch "internet" it plays an old modem sound before launching the stock OS browser.

CDing into C:\GAMES\RPS and launching RPS.exe first gives you a question about using "PC Speaker" or "Sound Blaster", and then how many colors you would like. Then the game crashes with "Error! Not enough memory, RPS needs 641KB conventional memory (...)" and then a quote "---Cortana: That's odd, 640 K ought to be enough for anyone", haha. After that, it guides you through using mem and loadhigh to get the game to run. And of course, RPS is Rock-Paper-Scissors in 8-bit glory.

The camera is an ASCII-camera, using letters with only a few colors, or CGA mode. Here are two selfies I took http://imgur.com/a/deajM

The command help gives all useable command: CD, CLS, COLOR, DATE, DIR, ECHO, EDIT (edit autoxec.bat for instance), EXIT, FORMAT, HELP, LOADHIGH, MEM, PATH, TIME, TYPE, VER.

That's beautiful, and probably an improvement on most smartphone OSes.
Haha, love it this is a briljant joke! :)
I'd love to have something like that if it ran bash or even Powershell.
Android has shells, and you can put arbitrary distributions in a chroot, if it's rooted.
But this gives access to regular phone functions, including contacts, calling, text messages, photos and other stuff.
Or a fakechroot[1] if it is not rooted.

  [1]: https://wiki.debian.org/fakechroot

    SET BLASTER=A220 I7 D1 T2
Ah, the memories...
Of course if it was on IRQ 12 half of the games wouldn't work (long story, and yes, due to another x86 quirk)
Oh man, those IRQ nightmares! Please don't mention those extended memory settings or I will go into my basement to look for my MEMMAKER notes on how to (maybe) get a game going...
Just boot one in your browser! https://archive.org/details/softwarelibrary_msdos_games Yes these are real copies of MS-DOS games running in MS-DOS in a JS emulator in your browser. Some of them have crack screens, but some of them are running from magnetic maps of the disk, with original copy protection schemes intact.
I once accidentally set the same IRQ for my Serial mouse and modem...The modem would only respond to commands while moving the mouse...good times.
did you load himem.sys? how about emm386.exe? does your sound card have an OPL3 or the OPL4 MIDI chip? Does your trident VESA card on the ISA slot have 1MB VRAM? stacker, drivespace or doublespace? choices! I just bought me a Seagate medalist 1-Gigabyte hard drive. Should I make it a master or a slave on the ATA bus? Make sure the Turbo button is pressed, if Doom is slow to load!
1 Gigabyte? Try 20 Megs...if that.
QEMM! Protected Mode! Unreal Mode! TSR! Ralph Brown's Interrupt List! Oh man!

Had so much with my friends while in high-school trying to figure out what kind of weird graphics mode this cool game called "Scorched Earth" used... It wasn't 320x200 :)

"From Hell's heart I stab at thee..."
Mode X and related: programming VGA registers to do what int 10h mode 13h didn't offer. Bonus points for flipping video pages or cycling the palette as to not cause tearing.
Oh man, my fondest early memories with computers was modifying the autoexec.bat and config.sys files so I could play DOS games. I can only describe the feeling of finally figuring it out and getting a certain game to work as pure joy.

Conversely, the feeling when I changed something incorrectly (without backups of the original file, of course) and the system error'd out during boot - sheer panic.

Awesome! Would this have happened under Balmer ? Nadella is truly changing Microsoft into a "cool" company.
Yes, of course it would have. It's not like this required executive approval to do. It was probably some WP team that wanted to have a little fun.

  cd games
  cd rps
  rps.exe
and you'll find that it can't be run, but Cortana will guide you to "fix" it. After fixing it, Rock-Paper-Scissor game will run.
Apparently WIN works too.

  wolf3d -goobers
If that works, I'm sold.
The interface is a significant improvement compared to Windows 8.
So would be Microsoft Bob!
Is it a full DOS emulator that could run other games, or just a simple shell?
Needs BASIC or GWBASIC
neither, I want BASICA and QBASIC. Do you have the 5 1/4" floppy drive. Will it read the 1.2MB disks or just the 360KB disk?
But will it run Lotus 1-2-3? The saying was always "DOS isn't done until Lotus won't run..."
Has anyone tried format c: ?
TIL there are people on HN that use windows phone! :)
Not sure if you were being cheeky or not, but that's not an April Fool's joke.
Dash is real.
No it's not.
They've certainly gone to a lot of trouble writing support docs if it's not real: http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/ref=hp_b...
Did you read those docs?

> Note: You may need to increase your iPhone volume, since Dash Button uses ultrasonic tones to sync with your iPhone during setup. If prompted, drag the volume slider to the recommended level, at or above where it says Best.

Ultrasonic tone sync?

I actually wrote a library that does this, FSK to WAV and back is just a few lines of code, and fairly reliable. There are even Javascript libraries that can do it.

I think it probably is real, it just shouldn't be. :-/

Ultrasonic communication is also used by some of the 2nd screen tv apps.
That's actually pretty established technology nowadays. I'm not surprised they're using it.
No reason it shouldn't be. Brilliant idea: put a "reorder consumable product" right where you will be the moment you realize you need to reorder a particular consumable product. Running low on laundry detergent? TP? fabric softener? trash bags? push button. You walk away from that location, you'll immediately forget you needed to order (which means drive to store or fiddle with browser). Devices can be built dirt cheap now: button, minimal wifi, ease setup via (yes) nigh-unto-free microphone. App gathers requests, confirms them (my first thought was "great, kids sit there pushing button and order 137 bottles of Tide"), done, product arrives in 24/48 hours.

Sign me up.

Hey, I actually thought it was an April Fools joke as well, but then realized that we've gotten to the point where it is crucial to have 1 day delivery for toilet paper...Honestly, it's cool, but from a sense of self-pride...no. This is how civilizations collapse...let's be honest.
> This is how civilizations collapse...let's be honest.

You're right, it's a little known fact that the cause for downfall of the Roman empire was the ability to order personal hygiene products using a button placed in people's home!

That's a real product, and was actually announced March 31st.
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Wow, that must be costing them a fortune. This is the biggest example of conspicuous consumption I have ever seen.
I think it's likely they are partnering with P&G at least on promoting this.
The be vendors that offer the buttons for their products are probably financing the whole thing. They'll also be the ones paying for the buttons, as opposed to customers. Imagine how great it would be for a paper towel company to make buying its towels a single button press (with high coolness factor) whereas any other brand would require a trip to the store, or at least 2 minutes to order on amazon.

They could just automatically include the device in some shipments.

This is embarrassing: if they are too afraid to actually re-style it for a day (with all potential losses), then they shouldn't bother with a static image. Sometimes you get too big to be cool.
I completely disagree. They run a system that is arguably very complex. I would not want to restyle my entire app (for a day) (so people like you would approve of it). They took something that was low risk, made it happen across the board, reliably. Site still works. It drums up chatter around offices. Makes people visit. Enjoy your misery.
Wow, no need to overreact. I remember VK offered Soviet and Pre-revolutionary versions of their web-site as an easter egg:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VK_%28social_networking_website...

"Russian-speaking users can choose between the standard Russian version and two extras: a Soviet version and a Pre-Revolutionary version. Other than language tweaks (e.g. telegrams for messages and comrades for friends) these versions contain other easter eggs. For example, all private messages in the Soviet version have a stamp saying 'passed server censorship'. The pre-revolutionary version uses old-style Russian orthography. Both extra versions are also ad-free."

Amazon is naturally much bigger, but VK is not a small fry either.

It wasn't an overreaction, it was merely defending their decision and implementation. It was far from "embarrassing".
Would probably result in millions of lost revenue because of the UI.. Although that number would be interesting to see.
It's probably much higher than we can guess.

Amazon has been pretty conservative with their UI changes over the years, which could be because their users react poorly to them.

WOW, just wow. Will they not be losing money this way?
Short term, long term.

"Hey, have you seen the Amazon.com homepage today?" - someone in every office everywhere today.

Possibly overrating the green field Amazon has left. I can't imagine any less than a savage disregard for Amazon's half-assed retro April fool's joke around my office. YMMV.
It's bad enough having a full-page single-image image map (I'd almost forgotten image maps were a thing), but to use a jpeg is just offensive.