as soon as i saw the redirect seizure my browser was enduring i thought i'd never get out. somehow, one click of my back button brings me back to HN... (Chrome).
Yellly is why you'll never yell the same way again.
'One of the biggest challenges we faced after we hit our early goals was how do we stay top-of-mind and keep our users engaged? Enter Yellly. Problem solved.'
Chelsey Nino
Perry, Florida"
YOUR TRUSTWORTHY TOOTH.
Youtooth was created to help you find teeth in your area. From local teeth to national brands, no one knows teeth like Youtooth. No one.
"One of the biggest challenges we faced after we hit our early goals was how do we stay top-of-mind and keep our users engaged? Enter Undressme. Problem solved."
The way the webpage looks is like every startup ever. Heck, even my company's website looks like that (It had a great design, until my boss decided it wasn't startupy enough)
This is great! After I clicked through a few of those I switched to another open tab in my browser, where an actual startup website was displayed and for a few seconds I wasn't sure if it was another random one.
No fancy algorithms (yet), no automation (yet). I will personally send you a foot I think you'll like every day, entirely determined by your preferences. Each foot will come as a surprise, probably not at the same time every day.
>I will personally send you a thief I think you'll like every day, entirely determined by your preferences. Each thief will come as a surprise, probably not at the same time every day.
Disasterable is the last word in hip disasters. We know you never settle for less than the best and neither do we. Control with professional grade tools and benefit your future.
"When I needed a new disaster my best friend told me about Disasterable. I gave it a try and was completely thrilled!"
MODERN. PROGRESSIVE. UPBEAT.
You like to scare. Smartscare does too.
"Definitely recommended. Great experience, which gave us a better perspective and helped to solve several business problems."
"As a professional in the scaring industry, I tell all my new clients to start out with an account on Smartscare. It puts them miles ahead of the competition and makes my job that much easier!"
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https://github.com/zhangtiff/startup/commit/b8940962caea72b0...
"The son you've been waiting for.
Sonn is a cheerful son service that makes it easy to turn your sons into cash."
Yellly is why you'll never yell the same way again.
'One of the biggest challenges we faced after we hit our early goals was how do we stay top-of-mind and keep our users engaged? Enter Yellly. Problem solved.' Chelsey Nino Perry, Florida"
Mature. Experienced. Tested.
Buying grandmothers just got a whole lot better..."
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/?s=113068361511
YOUTOOTH
YOUR TRUSTWORTHY TOOTH. Youtooth was created to help you find teeth in your area. From local teeth to national brands, no one knows teeth like Youtooth. No one.
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/?s=5246736
That is amazing. Do you think its using some kind of graph to link the words or did you just get lucky?
Deathy
The evolution of the death.
Buying deaths just got a whole lot better…
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/?s=633682077153
But idea number 1 just stinks http://tiffzhang.com/startup/?s=1
edit, Here is the generator: https://github.com/zhangtiff/startup/blob/master/js/generato...
Nice that it's all clientside
(nsfw) http://tiffzhang.com/startup/index.html?s=879752450855
Perfect. Just perfect.
The way the webpage looks is like every startup ever. Heck, even my company's website looks like that (It had a great design, until my boss decided it wasn't startupy enough)
Hahaha :)
Imagine two strangers having a date just to tremble together.
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/index.html?s=2435275189
Implementation and execution are key.
Choose to get hired at a VC, turn to Page 42.
Continue executing on your same bad idea, turn to Page 56.
Travel to SE Asia, learn the cuisine, come back and start a Food Truck, turn to Page 94.
//Page 94
During the grand opening, several customers get food borne illnesses, resulting in massive lawsuits.
You're ruined.
The End.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_Rock
Girl
"Once again, Girl came through. And even before estimated delivery date! Just impressive! Thank you! You’re awesome!"
Why Girl? Unstoppable. Girl is easy to use, no matter who you are.
[0] https://twitter.com/beepboopstartup
Refusey DO YOU REFUSE? We're refusing to drive things that matter.
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/index.html?s=61244441196
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/index.html?s=542136839125
It feels good to be part of the Affairhub family.
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/index.html?s=176349848043
Ok I'll stop now. Some of these are pretty amusing though.
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/?s=322017367463
The designs it generates are quite distinct and pleasing. You can actually sell this as a template generator.
Receive feet
No fancy algorithms (yet), no automation (yet). I will personally send you a foot I think you'll like every day, entirely determined by your preferences. Each foot will come as a surprise, probably not at the same time every day.
OP's doesn't have enough io. Yours does. Is winner.
> http://www.launchnik.com/babyio
o_O
http://www.launchnik.com/thiefio Sounds wonderful.
Gasio
It's uber for gases.
[0] http://www.launchnik.com/uberio
[1] http://www.launchnik.com/taxiio
[1]: http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/
[2]: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postmodernism_Generator
YOUR HIP NEW DISASTER.
Disasterable is the last word in hip disasters. We know you never settle for less than the best and neither do we. Control with professional grade tools and benefit your future.
"When I needed a new disaster my best friend told me about Disasterable. I gave it a try and was completely thrilled!"
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/?s=192936
DO YOU TERRIFY? Terrify is a different kind of terrifying app.
"Terrifying apps are not for me. Being recommended by a friend on Terrify is exactly what I need."
Why Terrify?
Attentive
Turn Research into a Team Sport.
Righteous
Find out what people are saying using our righteous tools.
Connected
What makes Terrify connected? Our commitment to connectedly pursuing excellence at every turn.
"Terrify was very useful not only in case of our project but just good basis for every business we would start in the future."
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/?s=963310
MODERN. PROGRESSIVE. UPBEAT. You like to scare. Smartscare does too.
"Definitely recommended. Great experience, which gave us a better perspective and helped to solve several business problems."
"As a professional in the scaring industry, I tell all my new clients to start out with an account on Smartscare. It puts them miles ahead of the competition and makes my job that much easier!"
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/?s=107589