If programming languages were vehicles (crashworks.org)

Am a Perl hacker; can confirm, and also elaborate: in the back of that VW bus is some random balding ex-hippie trying to build you a new bus out of butterflies while muttering about apocalypses and parrots. He's been sitting there for more than a decade, and you kind of feel sorry for him so you just leave him be.

Wonder which car "rust" would be. I like the hard-to-spot text at the bottom though :)

"If you're wondering about this choice of cars, and if they fit the facts; then repeat to yourself 'it's just a joke, I should really just relax...'"

Where's assembly? :)