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Related: Corporate Bullshit Generator [1]

[1] http://cbsg.sourceforge.net/cgi-bin/live

Had an argument with my boss about "copying texts from othe companies websites to our prototype website". I tried to explain what this text really was, he did not approve off the name.
Scott Adams would find this useful I think.
Works impressively well. Generates premium quality corporate-site-ready bullshit and throws in small gems of pure absurd like "Efficiencies will come from intelligently offshoring our low hanging fruit"
Excellent. When you put these buzzwords together like this, you realise how ludicrous and inflated they sound (and often meaningless too). And let's face it, the tech world is as guilty as any other when it comes to inflated language over plain speaking. Related article on corporate guff (from 2014)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-25652101

>> And let's face it, the tech world is as guilty as any other when it comes to inflated language over plain speaking

I would say even more so ;-)

Seems to be a bug where it will only show paragraphs not words. Maybe that's part of the buzzword joke?
The real hazard is that the output may be indistinguishable from your content, making it difficult to recognize as a placeholder...
The real hazard is when it's indistinguishable even after you've read both.
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"Ethically touching base about monetizing enterprises will make us leaders in the world-class core competency industry."

My sides!

Good news, my weekly status report is now complete!
Hahaha this is amazing, great job!