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My vote is for parody. If we find out that a service that charges in the neighborhood of $40 a month to roll out your trash cans is real, we are on official bubble alert. If we find out that they are backed by $5 million in venture funding, sell everything you own right now!

    Once you sign up for the $32-$52/month service, 
    the company will come assess your home’s trash situation, 
    *get copies of your keys*, and then show up the afternoon 
    before your trash pickup to roll your cans out to the curb.
Please let this be a parody.