Then someone has to remember to buy them and take out the trash. The canonical solution is for you and your lazy roommates to eat straight from the pot over the sink. When done, fill the pot with water, to discourage…
TCBOO, AKA, the Highlander Conjecture.
Good morning, Dave. As you requested, I was composing an email for your mother explaining why you couldn't to come over for dinner to meet the neighbor's daughter and I ran out of tokens. Since I know how important this…
You're missing the obvious. Waymo trains with human driver data, and idiotic humans drive into deep water constantly. Oh, you want Waymo's to drive better than humans? Deep Thought paused for a moment's reflection.…
One of my roommates who was premed had a "hot car" poster as a motivational study aid. After a short term as a candy striper at a local hospital, he changed majors. The system works! ;-)
If you can't arrest the human, arrest the vehicle. The vehicle is obviously guilty, and is not protected by the right to confront its accusers, which are also machines. Of course, with the advent of AI-enhanced…
Modern tech stacks always remind me of this cartoon: https://www.toontales.net/short/lumber-jerks/ Acme Toothpicks
Today's free verse: Why can't people read stuff before commenting? Why can't people read stuff before? Why can't people read stuff? Why can't people read? Why can't people? Why can't? Why? ?
This reminds me of the shim scene in "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance".
Too late for that. If you can't do it on a smart phone, it's not worth doing. And with AI, who needs a GUI? This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end
Try giving this problem to different AI LLM chatbots: If I could make a rocket that could accelerate at 3 Gs for 10 years, how long would it take to travel from Earth to Alpha Centauri by accelerating at 3 Gs for half…
I wonder if Fahrenheit 451 was banned too? Or maybe it was kept as a how-to manual?
good athlete != good person good actor != good person good writer != good person good programmer != good person good person != nice person nice person != talented person TANJ TANSTAAFL SLATFATF
Whan I go to the Stacioners, I ever aske for mitigated Gal and meteoric Iron fillings. I fynde that it maketh the derkest and most persistente inke. Make sure that thou onlie bye swan quill, not goose, and specifie that…
Hi Friend, are you looking for a <insert product>bottled water</>? Here are the top 1000 brands of delicious bottled water! Water is very good for you! You are an ugly bag of mostly water! You do not have to enter your…
Sorry, I meant to say ᬩᬸᬓᬸ.
To make it more realistic, there should be multiple simultaneous AI-generated videos randomly playing with overlapping sound tracks. Obviously there's going to be a lot of competition for page space and attention in the…
If most programming is <em>ShitWork ®</em> and most programmers are performing ShitWork and LLM's are good at ShitWork, then most programmers are out of a job. If those programmers can pivot to another non-ShitWork…
The idea that hardware costs matter most is idiotic^H^H^H^H^H^H^H silly. If you are buying a car, it matters, somewhat. If you are riding in a taxi or leasing a car, you are paying for a service. When you go to a…
The potentially cool thing about LLM's is bootstrapping. No matter how much COBOL you wrote, COBOL didn't get better. LLM's can be used to make LLM's (and other software stuff) better. LLM's could be used to create…
Argghhh! When all ye got is a 300 Baud connection and a ASR-33, then ye be thanking your lucky stars for ed! And pray that the ribbon ain't worn out, and that the paper tape don't jam! A pox o' chads on your house, ya…
He hasn't been the same since the worm died. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasites_Lost
You mean Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B?
FTFY. I have created a font with a 1BP LLM inside which executes each time the glyph is rendered and figures out the appropriate representation. It will also recursively check the contents of the page and punch up the…
The Last of the Winnebagos by Connie Willis
Then someone has to remember to buy them and take out the trash. The canonical solution is for you and your lazy roommates to eat straight from the pot over the sink. When done, fill the pot with water, to discourage…
TCBOO, AKA, the Highlander Conjecture.
Good morning, Dave. As you requested, I was composing an email for your mother explaining why you couldn't to come over for dinner to meet the neighbor's daughter and I ran out of tokens. Since I know how important this…
You're missing the obvious. Waymo trains with human driver data, and idiotic humans drive into deep water constantly. Oh, you want Waymo's to drive better than humans? Deep Thought paused for a moment's reflection.…
One of my roommates who was premed had a "hot car" poster as a motivational study aid. After a short term as a candy striper at a local hospital, he changed majors. The system works! ;-)
If you can't arrest the human, arrest the vehicle. The vehicle is obviously guilty, and is not protected by the right to confront its accusers, which are also machines. Of course, with the advent of AI-enhanced…
Modern tech stacks always remind me of this cartoon: https://www.toontales.net/short/lumber-jerks/ Acme Toothpicks
Today's free verse: Why can't people read stuff before commenting? Why can't people read stuff before? Why can't people read stuff? Why can't people read? Why can't people? Why can't? Why? ?
This reminds me of the shim scene in "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance".
Too late for that. If you can't do it on a smart phone, it's not worth doing. And with AI, who needs a GUI? This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end
Try giving this problem to different AI LLM chatbots: If I could make a rocket that could accelerate at 3 Gs for 10 years, how long would it take to travel from Earth to Alpha Centauri by accelerating at 3 Gs for half…
I wonder if Fahrenheit 451 was banned too? Or maybe it was kept as a how-to manual?
good athlete != good person good actor != good person good writer != good person good programmer != good person good person != nice person nice person != talented person TANJ TANSTAAFL SLATFATF
Whan I go to the Stacioners, I ever aske for mitigated Gal and meteoric Iron fillings. I fynde that it maketh the derkest and most persistente inke. Make sure that thou onlie bye swan quill, not goose, and specifie that…
Hi Friend, are you looking for a <insert product>bottled water</>? Here are the top 1000 brands of delicious bottled water! Water is very good for you! You are an ugly bag of mostly water! You do not have to enter your…
Sorry, I meant to say ᬩᬸᬓᬸ.
To make it more realistic, there should be multiple simultaneous AI-generated videos randomly playing with overlapping sound tracks. Obviously there's going to be a lot of competition for page space and attention in the…
If most programming is <em>ShitWork ®</em> and most programmers are performing ShitWork and LLM's are good at ShitWork, then most programmers are out of a job. If those programmers can pivot to another non-ShitWork…
The idea that hardware costs matter most is idiotic^H^H^H^H^H^H^H silly. If you are buying a car, it matters, somewhat. If you are riding in a taxi or leasing a car, you are paying for a service. When you go to a…
The potentially cool thing about LLM's is bootstrapping. No matter how much COBOL you wrote, COBOL didn't get better. LLM's can be used to make LLM's (and other software stuff) better. LLM's could be used to create…
Argghhh! When all ye got is a 300 Baud connection and a ASR-33, then ye be thanking your lucky stars for ed! And pray that the ribbon ain't worn out, and that the paper tape don't jam! A pox o' chads on your house, ya…
He hasn't been the same since the worm died. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasites_Lost
You mean Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B?
FTFY. I have created a font with a 1BP LLM inside which executes each time the glyph is rendered and figures out the appropriate representation. It will also recursively check the contents of the page and punch up the…
The Last of the Winnebagos by Connie Willis