CptCodeMonkey

Since friday I've been arguing with a project owner about the use of uuid1 in their project as I can rapidly and reliably cause uuid1 collisions in a single process in under 1 second of testing. I wrote a test script…

In the space of half a day, vision in my right eye deteriorated to the point that I can't even see an eye exam chart with it. I've already gone to the hospital and going back tomorrow for another round of tests. It's…

Fairly competent full-stack engineer that has worked for the last six years as a contractor/freelance engineer. I've given a go at being an employee with mixed experiences: second to last was a startup but lost that due…

I've been a consultant for a few years now and have done alright in that role, but I very much miss being able to invest into a product or platform vs. being the rock star messiah and showing up to hopefully save the…