DangsTooSlow

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... HackerNews: The Political Platform:

Step 1.) Vote for Obama

Step 2.) "OMG CIVIL RIGHTS ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED"

Step 3.) Support his continuation and acceleration of the Bush Era bank bailouts and War on Terror

Step 4.) Accuse everyone who disagrees with this policy a racist for 8 years straight

Step 5.) Watch as banks spend that bailout money on investments overseas because you're too irresponsible with credit, thus maintaining LIBOR while decoupling it from Keynesian virtuous cycles

Step 6.) Get super upset when nationalist movements appear because, honestly, how are flyover states with no tech skills even alive, amirite? I bet they have below 100 Reddit karma, too.

Step 7.) Deploy endless volumes of Jon Stewart-tier sarcasm when BitCoin suddenly appears and mock libertarians because we all know mocking people who support and expand a vehicle for capital flight is a super fucking brilliant idea.

Step 8.) Call everyone in the last two steps n...