creamy_smooth

Hey guys, I just took a massive shit! It was earthy in it's stench, and brown as the bark of a strong maple tree!

What do you think of that?

Good stuff, right? Does it increase the economic value of my profile in the panopticon?

Advertise to me! I need toilet paper! Perhaps some wet wipes as the luxury premium upgrade!

Come on, guys! Where's you sporting sense of adventure! Be a pal!