Government‑issued age‑verification tokens for offline computers are going to be hilarious. I hope they come in suppository form factor.
Combine fingerprint biometric with fecal samples for a convenient "fecalprint" button. The user doesn't even have to go into the bathroom! It can be microslops version of Apple's TouchID.
Government‑issued age‑verification tokens for offline computers are going to be hilarious. I hope they come in suppository form factor.
Combine fingerprint biometric with fecal samples for a convenient "fecalprint" button. The user doesn't even have to go into the bathroom! It can be microslops version of Apple's TouchID.