If a fortune cookie declares war, is it treason to eat it? If a roll of toilet paper declares war, is it treason to wipe your ass with it? If war is declared with a telephone call, is it treason to hang up? If a beeper…
If a fortune cookie declares war, is it treason to eat it? If a roll of toilet paper declares war, is it treason to wipe your ass with it? If war is declared with a telephone call, is it treason to hang up? If a beeper…