Pure LOLPHP matrial
Other countries moving their gold out of the US, LOL
Companies pay for claude, devs not. IF i had to use AI from my own purse, i would never pay for a claude sub.
Lisp allows for some really, really complex and spaghetti code bases. I have seen the ultimate macro-hell from top to bottom. I know syntax does not matter, but i just cant honestly say i read lisp code as clear as…
Looking at the source i was not surprised. A shell html page, that uses a shittonne of javascript, and obviously does not even include the static content per page load. Its sad that this is the status quo of the AI slop…
"How do we finally get rid of trump?" > Chat is unavailable right now.
> Criticise person X for being a "absolute scumbag" > Yolo > Switch to person X software anyway. This is the most weak double standards i have seen in a while. IF you mock someone for what they did 10 years ago, have…
The fact that i would use 99% less dependencies, and overall have a WAY more simple deployment story. Also a typed language is always better than the PHP way, where you have functions that are hard to reason about, and…
I never had issues with token use at this scale. More so i would say a huge bloated framework uses more tokens as the LLM might read the source to understand why something works as it does. With stdlib only most LLM…
You could. But thats rarely where the perf hit is. You rarely need more CPU juice than Go provides, and if you do you probably use Rust or C. There is little to gain from dropping down to ASM, as you most likely run on…
Sure. I like Rust. But i also know when not to use Rust.
Meh.. sure a DR is not the same as an RC, but i would class it as a subset of the same thing. You you cant have an RC, you cant have DR, but the other way around. In the end its the same problem, dressed up differently.
Indeed. Shared Go slices are a bad mix in concurrent code. This is a given. But its also not a fair comparison, you should instead compare java arrays to go arrays, not slices. This goes for slices, strings and maps.…
Neither Java or Go guarantees data-race freedom. A data race does not by itself make ordinary Java or Go code memory-unsafe in the C/C++ sense. I fail to see how a racy Java program is more memory safe than a racy Go…
I have not written a line of Java in 15 years. But im pretty sure Java has threads? Once you have threads, you pretty much have data races. Thread a = new Thread(() -> x++); Thread b = new Thread(() -> x++); a.start();…
Now you are pushing pixels. A data-race IS a kind of race condition. My point is "races" happen all over. In concurrent code, databases, http and pretty much anywhere where you have some kind of timing, not scoped to a…
Memory safety != Data race free
Are you saying any language that does not promise data-race freedom is memory unsafe? That would rule out almost every programming language.
Sure, but a data race is, IMHO not the same as memory safety. A data race, can be 100% memory safe, but just cause a logic bug in some program. I often see people mixing memory safety with racing. Go has bounds checks…
You can write unsafe code in Go (import unsafe), but then, you can do the same in Rust. Unsafe code is not the default, and in day to day Go i rarely see the use of the unsafe package.
That does not make sense to me. Go is memory-safe, but it does not guarantee data-race freedom. So whats your point here? Haskell?
With LLMs the language DOES NOT MATTER. The framework DOES NOT MATTER. This is the thing we are talking about here. Laravel is 100% useless for a LLM first project. I can pretty much do anything in vanilla Go i can in…
PHP is sync. This means every IO operation i do runs sync. This is why PHP will always be the slowest ones out there. Open a file, SQL queries, sending emails etc. Its all sync. Its all slow. PS. I fully aware of hacks…
No... no its not. PHP is bound by IO in 99,9% of cases. This means im pretty much fucked the moment i need to do something even a little more complex. Say one request need 5-10 separate sql queries, and some http call…
Rails, or even more so php have VERY little to bring to the table in 2026 going forward. Rails (ruby) is still a saner language than PHP, but as slow as php is. (granted ruby is not idiotic like PHP and runs rather than…
Pure LOLPHP matrial
Other countries moving their gold out of the US, LOL
Companies pay for claude, devs not. IF i had to use AI from my own purse, i would never pay for a claude sub.
Lisp allows for some really, really complex and spaghetti code bases. I have seen the ultimate macro-hell from top to bottom. I know syntax does not matter, but i just cant honestly say i read lisp code as clear as…
Looking at the source i was not surprised. A shell html page, that uses a shittonne of javascript, and obviously does not even include the static content per page load. Its sad that this is the status quo of the AI slop…
"How do we finally get rid of trump?" > Chat is unavailable right now.
> Criticise person X for being a "absolute scumbag" > Yolo > Switch to person X software anyway. This is the most weak double standards i have seen in a while. IF you mock someone for what they did 10 years ago, have…
The fact that i would use 99% less dependencies, and overall have a WAY more simple deployment story. Also a typed language is always better than the PHP way, where you have functions that are hard to reason about, and…
I never had issues with token use at this scale. More so i would say a huge bloated framework uses more tokens as the LLM might read the source to understand why something works as it does. With stdlib only most LLM…
You could. But thats rarely where the perf hit is. You rarely need more CPU juice than Go provides, and if you do you probably use Rust or C. There is little to gain from dropping down to ASM, as you most likely run on…
Sure. I like Rust. But i also know when not to use Rust.
Meh.. sure a DR is not the same as an RC, but i would class it as a subset of the same thing. You you cant have an RC, you cant have DR, but the other way around. In the end its the same problem, dressed up differently.
Indeed. Shared Go slices are a bad mix in concurrent code. This is a given. But its also not a fair comparison, you should instead compare java arrays to go arrays, not slices. This goes for slices, strings and maps.…
Neither Java or Go guarantees data-race freedom. A data race does not by itself make ordinary Java or Go code memory-unsafe in the C/C++ sense. I fail to see how a racy Java program is more memory safe than a racy Go…
I have not written a line of Java in 15 years. But im pretty sure Java has threads? Once you have threads, you pretty much have data races. Thread a = new Thread(() -> x++); Thread b = new Thread(() -> x++); a.start();…
Now you are pushing pixels. A data-race IS a kind of race condition. My point is "races" happen all over. In concurrent code, databases, http and pretty much anywhere where you have some kind of timing, not scoped to a…
Memory safety != Data race free
Are you saying any language that does not promise data-race freedom is memory unsafe? That would rule out almost every programming language.
Sure, but a data race is, IMHO not the same as memory safety. A data race, can be 100% memory safe, but just cause a logic bug in some program. I often see people mixing memory safety with racing. Go has bounds checks…
You can write unsafe code in Go (import unsafe), but then, you can do the same in Rust. Unsafe code is not the default, and in day to day Go i rarely see the use of the unsafe package.
That does not make sense to me. Go is memory-safe, but it does not guarantee data-race freedom. So whats your point here? Haskell?
With LLMs the language DOES NOT MATTER. The framework DOES NOT MATTER. This is the thing we are talking about here. Laravel is 100% useless for a LLM first project. I can pretty much do anything in vanilla Go i can in…
PHP is sync. This means every IO operation i do runs sync. This is why PHP will always be the slowest ones out there. Open a file, SQL queries, sending emails etc. Its all sync. Its all slow. PS. I fully aware of hacks…
No... no its not. PHP is bound by IO in 99,9% of cases. This means im pretty much fucked the moment i need to do something even a little more complex. Say one request need 5-10 separate sql queries, and some http call…
Rails, or even more so php have VERY little to bring to the table in 2026 going forward. Rails (ruby) is still a saner language than PHP, but as slow as php is. (granted ruby is not idiotic like PHP and runs rather than…