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Coming up, the designer of the 'Survival Capsule' is placed in the path of a hurricane to demonstrate his concept.

Hilarity ensues.

I'm thinking of a new version of the Twilight Zone episode The Shelter, except it's one of these floating around and everyone's trying to break in, break it open, etc.
The survival capsule site is awesome and looks like a time capsule from five years ago. No updates to news or Youtube channel since then.

I always wonder about websites stuck in time like this. Someone is paying for the bandwidth and site maintenance, yet no effort toward new sales/marketing.

I have a few mostly abandoned side projects in which I periodically renew the certs, update packages, and pay monthly hosting only because I can't bring myself to shut it down.

Wonder what the story is for the Survival Capsule.

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Often these types of sites are outsourced to a site-development company and they become just one of a large number of sites in their "portfolio" that they're maintaining - and they often have no clear process on how to stop maintaining, especially for things like plain hosting, etc.
Being stuck in one of these during a tsunami does not seem like a good idea.

If a large mass of debris collided with the capsule, the water tight seal or structure itself could become compromised. You'd then be left drowning in a capsule.

If the capsule is buried, how do they find you?

A metal detector?

Jokes aside, I didn’t see anything about breathable oxygen/nitrogen.

Perhaps I missed it.

It's listed under standard features on the product page:

> Air Supply Tanks (one for each occupant)

A scuba tank is like an hour of air for a person, less if you're stressed - and that doesn't look as large as a scuba tank.
All things being equal, I think I'd rather be in one of these than in the open.
For this price, you can build a proper cyclone cellar with drainage, ventillation and most importantly escape hardware.

This thing is a coffin if it ever gets under debris, and a floating/drowning coffin if it gets into water. Bonus points if you end up tossed and upside down.

That's a good point. When I made my comment, I hadn't seen the price yet! I was thinking somewhere in the ballpark of 5k.
Actual life boats contain lots of foam so they stay buoyant even flooded with water. From what I can tell this capsule depends solely on the air inside to stay floating. I agree that that's probably a bad idea.

Maybe better than nothing, but certainly not the best money can buy

So, ideally, this floats? I imagine it being as heavy as possible while still buoyant would be an advantage (say, in a high wind scenario).
Probably floats. It looks like at least 1.5 m in diameter, which means it displaces ~2 metric tonnes of water; so as long as it weighs less than that (~4000 lbs, including occupants) then it will float.
The problem is, in the case of an emergency, the owner might be unable to get to their capsule in time. However, if they added some kind of 'arm port' which would allow the user to stick their arm into a reinforced sleeve and glove and reach out, along with a mini 'airlock' to allow for shuttling things in and out safely, the owner could reside in one indefinitely, thus eliminating this window of danger.
The YesMen thought about this with their "Survivaball" [1], [2]. See [3] for presentation of their "innovation".

[1]https://theyesmen.org/project/halliburton [2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Yes_Men#New_York_Post_and_... [3] https://theyesmen.org/project/halliburton/talk

For anyone not already familiar with this, do yourself a favor and at least search up some visuals on the “Survivaball”. I love love the Yes Men!!!
"Survival Capsule LLC is an intellectual property company developing survival solutions for natural disasters."

"The Survival Capsule is patented as a personal safety system (PSS), designed as a sphere to protect against tsunami events, tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, and storm surges."

So are they building these or are they just building an IP portfolio to use for licensing? Looks like they are taking "pre orders" but the latest news is from 2017, and nothing has been posted on their YouTube channel for 5 years.

A A four-person model lists for $17,500.

I'd much rather have a used lifeboat[1] for $8,000 that can hold 20+ persons.

[1] https://commercial.apolloduck.com/boat/commercial-vessels-li...

Sure, but this seems way more space-friendly. I don't know about the available space in Japan, but I'd have nowhere to fit a boat that only holds ten people, and I live so close to the water I can see it from my window.

Edit: I've also seen five drunk people capsize a dingy boat just trying to board it. So I'd hate to take my chances with anything that could capsize in a tsunami, where fast moving debris could crush or trap you the second you hit the water.

Lifeboats are designed to be difficult to capsize (totally enclosed with enough floatation to stay above water even if flooded).
Gotcha, I was imagining more Titanic-style than say those on modern day cruise ships.
How would a lifeboat protect against an asteroid, bomb, or tornado?
That is the most stupid product I've seen.
Hey at least it has a power dry toilet.
And an optional surround sound music system!
I think I'd prefer a single tinny speaker playing the Ink Spots.
You can play "Rock You Like A Hurricane" in an actual hurricane!
Too bad spheres rotate and occupants will be sideways or upside down.
A network of these would have been a better design than giant arks depicted in 2012.
Does it mention how the air vents work? They keep mentioning tsunami, but I'm unclear on how a sphere with air vents would work floating around in rough water. For that matter, does it even float upright?
Sooner or later, one of these is going over Niagara Falls
There's a video on the site of one going over a 200ft water fall.

I mean maybe, you can barely see it. And there's nothing inside, no camera. And they don't show what it looks like after.

This is like a kickstarter project before kickstarters.

"The sphere will withstand the initial impact of a natural disaster, as well as sharp object penetration, heat exposure, blunt object impact, and rapid deceleration."

But will the occupents survive?

Not unscathed they won't, as there is no/insufficient padding in this design. It smells of reinventing a square wheel, or in this case, replacing a bigger rectilinear cellar with a small sphere.
Not if you do rapid deceleration at a serious level. The sphere might still look perfect, but whoever is inside will be very much dead. The ironic part is that they would survive better if the sphere wasn't as rigid and would deform, taking part of the forces.

Of course someone already researched what happens if you put humans in a full body harness and stop them quickly: https://www.hse.gov.uk/research/hsl_pdf/2003/hsl03-09.pdf

Weirdly, it has 4-point restraints inside. That makes little sense to me, with it being a sphere. Those restraints are great if the force happens to hit in the correct direction; otherwise by far the biggest risk is going to be neck injury.

Given that there are seats facing each other, you’re all but guaranteed to have at least half of the occupants injured in a hard collision.

Somewhat tangentially related, if some item with a lid claims to be waterproof or airtight, are there standards for it? Specifically can we count on it to be bug/pest proof? I would expect something like this survival bunker to be bug proof obviously, but are there grades to being waterproof and airtight and is it possible that the products on the lower end of the spectrum might let bugs in?
> The IP Code, or Ingress Protection Code,[1] sometimes referred to as International Protection Code, IEC standard 60529 classifies and rates the degree of protection provided by mechanical casings and electrical enclosures against intrusion, dust, accidental contact, and water.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_Code

What happens if it comes to rest hatch down. You can't always count on help in a mass disaster.
It’s just aluminum - be sure to grab a portable angle grinder before hopping in, I suppose :)
It makes at least some sense from the perspective of someone living where tornadoes are a common occurrence.

But only “some”. It could be made significantly cheaper than traditional shelters because it’s made of aluminum, but there should be a way to anchor it to the ground - I have no desire to go bouncing around through a tornado, thank you very much.

The 4-person model is $17,500? I can get a larger traditional underground shelter for ~$8k installed. If I were in an area without the ability to dig down into the ground or where flooding was a major concern, this would be more attractive I suppose. As it is, it’s just spending 2-4x the money on an inferior solution.

Wouldn’t a sphere be a problem? I can imagine a lot of unintentionally rolling downhill.
This is wonderful. The optional features include surround-sound music and a dry-powder toilet. Could almost be an April Fools article.

I can see this for hurricanes, tsunamis, tornadoes, shockwaves from nuclear attacks.

Not so much for earthquakes.

Well, if there's a nuclear attack I want to be the first to die. Can you imagine what the world would be like after a nuclear war? Count me out.
What if the capsule gets stuck with the door on to bottom and unable to wiggle?
“One day I saw a newspaper headline reporting that the President suggested that if Americans had to buy their bomb shelters, rather than being provided with them by the government, they'd take better care of them, an idea which made me furious. Logically, each of us should own a submarine, a jet fighter, and so forth.”

— Philip K. Dick, describing his inspiration for the short story Foster, You're Dead!, written in 1955. Full text available: https://web.archive.org/web/20150419181303/http://american-b...

I think this idea of survival rather than living is rather an unfortunate characteristic of our time. People need to rewatch that german movie called "Knockin' On Heaven's Door". All you need is to go see the sea.
Underestimates the force of a true natural disaster. Sure this looks good rolling around on your lawn. But the only sure way to survive a natural disaster, is to get out of the way.
The fact that Gavin Belson was never featured with one of these things in Silicon Valley is a huge missed opportunity.