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A tried and tested money making strategy scheme.

Step 1. Buy stock options betting the price will go down.

Step 2. Engage in fraud to damage the company, legitimizing it through Twitter Blue.

Step 3. Profit.

Totally morally bankrupt, unethical, and sleazy disgusting , though.

Seems like a terrible strategy to me. You would stick out like a sore thumb to the SEC when they came looking and go straight to jail.
How will they prove it? Use a disposable gift card credit card from your buddy.
Pretty sure they track the money the other way, not who spent $8 but who gained $8,000,000,000.
The enforcers still need to prove it in a court. Actual real-life insider trading happens all the time in America, even our elected congressman partake. Who can blame them, considering the relatively low / modest government wages.

For reference, see "Unusual_Whales".

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales

Reality sure does suck for non-elites.

Your reference shows unusual trades but not proof of insider trading.
Precisely, they just get really lucky every time. Statistics schmetistics.
Does this show all trades or only ones which they made money and were related to legislation? If the latter then the statistics aren't complete
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Or they just trap you into "lying" to the feds and lock you up for obstruction. It's quicker.
Is your buddy Phil Leotardo that you’re so sure he’s not going to tell on you when fbi charges him with 20 years worth of felonies?
<3 I wish I was the one making bank off human stupidity.

Hint: Ensure your "friend" does not reside in the USA or an otherwise extradition-friendly country. The credit system is global, especially for $8.

C'mon, you only live once! Best make it interesting and worthwhile.

It's just a prank, bro.
That's when relocation to countries without extradition treaties with the US comes in handy.
Well, your first problem there (among many) is that Twitter is no longer a public company.
I presume they are talking about Eli and who ever pranked them
Meh. It's just more efficient cheating at the stock market casino. I can't be bothered to care anymore.
This is how the elites continue to win - via our apathy.
This seems to be a case of a new elite coming to power by stealing from the establishment elite.
Yeah, except that he took a leveraged long position, not short, it wouldn't work because the company is no longer publicly traded, and he could go to jail for just attempting that.
Anyone think this was Musk's game plan?

Not Eli specifically but intentionally causing chaos.

"Both Musk and Calacanis agreed that Twitter Blue is “an insane piece of shit” and its features should be razed and rethought outright. “These dipshits spent a year on Twitter Blue to give people exactly… Nothing they want!” Calacanis texted." [0]

[0] https://techcrunch.com/2022/09/29/elon-musk-texts-discovery-...

If that were the case, why would they revoke blue checks and prevent any more signups? Or was just the right amount of chaos created that they didn't need to create any more?
4d chess from a marketing genius. Will only be offered seasonally, like the McRib.
I don't think Musk really has a game plan.

I think Musk has a new hobby.

It's okay to cry that the emperor has no clothes. Musk has no competence for running a social media company. There is no grand strategy. Maybe he'll get a grip eventually. It certainly doesn't look like it right now.
I mean the guy has the mentality of a 15 year old meme edgelord that thinks he's smarter than everyone on earth. he got into a fight with some diver that rescued children from a cave and called him a pedophile because they didn't want to use his impractical submarine that wasn't ever going to work. what do we really expect from him?
I think plan is (1) decrease censorship in favor of left, (2) PE style cuts to drop expenses.
Now that they added back the "verified" stamp an internal slack message said to only allow it for advertisers. So the advertisers that pulled out like Oreo or whatever wouldn't be able to get it it seems (edit, pointed out below: Oreo does have it, some other major companies like McDonalds don't but I'm not sure of their advertiser status), which in turn seems like extortion (put them at the mercy of fake accounts and confusion without the verfied wording) to go along with the earlier advertiser blackmail ("name and shame" for hurting what Musk characterizes as "free speech" if they dont pay back up).

Source:

> this message was posted in the Twitter Slack to clarify: "An update on what we did tonight: hid the entry point to Twitter Blue, added the 'official' label for ONLY advertisers."

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/11/twitter-quietly-...

Emphasis not added.

Oreo has the official tag https://twitter.com/Oreo
Ah, I noticed McDonald's didn't and that was my original example before an initial unmarked edit, but then I wasn't sure if McDonald's was an advertiser.

So maybe it is extended to anyone that advertised in the recent past?

@McDanaids still shows up the same level of veracity as @McDonalds and @McDonaldsCorp:

https://www.twitter.com/McDanaIds/status/1590934953457782784

https://www.twitter.com/McDonalds

https://www.twitter.com/McDonaldsCorp

Other major companies seem to not have it either, I'm not sure if they are an advertiser:

https://twitter.com/jetblue

Does he look like a guy with a plan?
I don't think for a second that this is Musks fault. he did not pull billions of investment dollars from a fairly solid company =based on a tweet.

Seriously.. who the hell listens solely to twitter posts as authoritative, blue tick or not?!?

I mean Elon said he was fighting bots. What better way than To fight poorly programmed HFT twitter Feed trading algorithms
Is it true? I looked at Lilly adjacent companies, and they all share the drop.

https://finance.yahoo.com/chart/JNJ

https://finance.yahoo.com/chart/MRK

https://finance.yahoo.com/chart/AMGN

https://finance.yahoo.com/chart/BMY

https://finance.yahoo.com/chart/GSK

except https://finance.yahoo.com/chart/ABT probably they were doing something which others weren't

https://finance.yahoo.com/chart/%5ESP500-352020 S&P 500 Pharmaceuticals

I think this much evidence is enough to deduce that, "No, fake account didn't wipe out $20B in market cap, rather it was a broad market trend"

Free insulin or just more scrutiny on insulin would potentially hurt the whole sector.

Or who knows, just effective parody of the drug price grift could make the value of all of them go down if they think they could be the next target of ridicule, even if they aren't involved with insulin they probably have something at a crazy marked up price that drives lots of their profits.

The irony is that there is a very high chance the drop was caused by fake information, not from the Twitter accounts, but rather from the US government's BLS.

You see, back in October, they decided that inflation is too high so it's time to tweak the formula so it doesn't look so bad. Energy would be too obvious, but health insurance is the perfect component to tweak![1].

So what happened in this week's CPI print? Well inflation still went up - a crushing 0.4% Month over Month, or 7.7% Year over Year, but because inflation has been so bad, this rate of inflation is an improvement[2]. The market was quite pleased.

But what about healthcare inflation? Well it made a 50 year record by reporting -0.6%. That's right, according to the BLS, healthcare costs went down 0.6% MoM. To anyone with healthcare insurance or medical costs, they know this is an absolutely fake number. Even among analysts that work the sector, they knew the number was going to be suppressed, but not by this much.

But what would a not-very-savvy investor do when he sees the CPI print 0.4% this month, and their healthcare sector investments print -0.6%? Why - and this is the technical term - shit your pants of course. I mean the sector is losing 1% per month to inflation. Sell, sell, sell! I need that money in sectors that are keeping up, like literally everything else.

So let's give it up for the US government, tweaking the CPI calculation once more, to under-report real inflation and screw over everyone else. It's a time-longed tradition going as far back as fiat currencies. And kudos to the mainstream media apparatus for using the event to smear their ideological enemies instead of broaching the subject with a modicum of thinking.

And if you're curious, here's the best an army of government academics can get you when you need healthcare CPI to drop: https://www.bls.gov/cpi/factsheets/medical-care.htm Scroll down to "Health Insurance".

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[1] https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-10-03/why-healt...

[2] https://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm

This sounds too rational.

I think we should blame Elon Musk.

> That's right, according to the BLS, healthcare costs went down 0.6% MoM. To anyone with healthcare insurance or medical costs, they know this is an absolutely fake number.

I have health insurance and medical costs, but my healthcare costs definitely haven't increased MoM in the last year or so. In real terms my medical costs have decreased; in nominal terms they're about the same.

You're just one data point, though. I just got a letter in the mail a couple weeks ago telling me my monthly health insurance premium was going up.
This doesn’t necessarily contradict what I’ve said: if inflation is around 7%, my premium can increase by anything less than that and still decrease in real terms.

Mine didn’t increase, but if it had increased by a point or two I wouldn’t have considered that meaningful.

Yes. I was surprised to find out during open enrollment this year that my premium costs would stay FLAT! First time in years this has been the case.
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It's not correct to say 'inflation went up'. While inflation was not 0 and prices went up, inflation went down.
How do you define inflation? It went up, but slower.
> It went up, but slower.

Prices went up. Inflation is the rate of increase in prices. So slower increase means lower inflation. No increase is 0% inflation, decrease is deflation / negative inflation.

Is the tweak this Medicare Part D pricing change?

"""

Prior to April 2021, part of the retained earnings calculation included premiums and benefits data from a national nonprofit health insurance carrier. This data was replaced by National Association of Insurance Commissioners (NAIC).

In October 2022, the retained earnings calculation began including premium and benefit expenditures for Medicare Part D. Previously, these Medicare Part D expenditures were not included.

"""

Healthcare stocks tend to be a “risk off” trade, so I wouldn’t be surprised if the sell off was primarily driven by fund managers rotating risk off to risk on (given the hopes driven by CPI yesterday)

But I was also struck by how insanely overvalued Eli Lilly has become. PE of 53, and the PE multiple has expanded 3x over the last two years, while the underlying business has been mostly flat

GLP-1??
Could be some drug in the pipeline. If anybody is aware please comment

But it’s already a 330B company, hard to imagine a single drug moving them that much

And LLY was up the same amount in the past week.
Those stocks are all going to be correlated though. If one thinks LLY is going to drop because of insulin costs, it makes a ton of sense that other pharma companies would also drop at the same time.

You’re conflating correlation with an unknown externality.

Instead, we have a very public (fake) event that would have been major news if it were true.

It would be quite the coincidence if LLY stock started to drop due to an external report at the exact same time as a fake report of Lilly making insulin free. If that were to happen, of course other pharma companies stocks would also start shifting, either through automated trading or in response to a big market move from Lilly (which was false).

I see more than enough evidence to think that the entire shift was due to the fake Tweet. At the very least, that’s a reasonable conclusion.

We’ll never know for sure, because now with more scrutiny/publicity on the insulin market, that alone could keep pushing LLY stock down.

The only thing for certain is that this is bad news for the new Twitter.

The tweet went out Thursday during trading hours and the stock went up. Then Friday the entire large cap healthcare sector got crushed. Here’s why…

https://archive.ph/JNWKu

Spoiler alert: it had absolutely nothing to do with a fake tweet

This is actually good. By reducing the market cap, it gives Musk more leverage to expand Twitter and shift it into the future plans for x.com, once again showing off his 6D chess skills.
I can't tell if this is sarcasm or dcik-riding.
Hah it’s a fine line. I’m a pretty big fan of Musk but I really hope he’s finally in over his head and twitter completely fails and is offline in 12 months.
Maybe his anal beads are on the fritz
Twitter is a private company. It doesn't have a "market cap", at least not in any way that's useful here.

Not sure how reducing the value of your asset gives you more leverage. That's not how leverage works.

Pretty sure this is going to be investigated by the SEC. It's pretty insane though, though pretty much everyone I saw commenting on this twitter blue issue thought of impersonation as the first thing that would happen when you gave people access to an 8 dollar checkmark.

I mean, the writing's on the wall. I don't think this was Elon Musk being a mega brain, I think Elon Musk and his friend Calacanis which, btw, how could he take his advice after those desperate texts he had been sending, think they know better. It's simple as that, they think they know better, they think they have the answers. But they don't, and it's showing.

Twitter needs to be run responsibly, and believe it or not, the constraints of being a public company were restricting the company reasonably. It was not the most profitable, it had problems with bots, it definitely had problems with driving engagement through hatred (though, arguably, this might have been a good thing for the business)... but it was relatively stable. Now those constraints are gone but instead of improving the perverse incentives that plagued the platform Musk is trying to monetize the company in irresponsible ways.

One funny thing is that Musk keeps tweeting about how twitter is as active as it has ever been, and I'm not sure if he knows this but chaos is not always desirable. If you drop a bee's colony you will for sure see the most activity in the colony right before the bee's sting you to death and either die or move to a new colony.

The semantics of the checkmark has changed… it no longer implies that the account’s identity has been verified.

The mistake was not changing the checkmark visual to something else. And clearly some brand verification is necessary as a secondary measure.

A second paid tier for actual identity verification makes sense

-- indeed - don't understand why they didn't use a different colour for authentic account vs verified account - marketing? --
I'm pretty sure the whole point of the policy (looking at what Elon Musk had been tweeting) was to "democratize" the feature.

Why would anyone pay for a "verification that you can pay for" if it was anything other than the verification everyone knows of.

"twitter needs to be run responsibly"

no it doesn't

Okay? Didn't we just see the irresponsible usage of it lead to massive stock devaluations in a few days? Or you think damages worth 20B (half of twitter's valuation, btw) are a funny joke?

It's clear the influence of the platform is reasonably big and I will quote spider-man here: "with big power, comes big responsibility".

> Didn't we just see the irresponsible usage of it lead to massive stock devaluations in a few days?

No, we didn't. We saw a company lose $20B in valuation for unrelated reasons after (but not because) someone posted a silly Tweet.

Actually, we saw many healthcare companies lose value, but no one obsessed with the Twitterdrama noticed.

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Allowing people to suddenly buy a symbol that used to mean the source could be trusted (at least more than now)… what could go wrong
Did it ever mean they could be trusted though? I think it’s healthy for everyone to distrust any and all tweets.
In terms of factual information, no; in terms of identity verification, most could be trusted.
The person behind the checkmark was a real person/entity and whatever they said, true or disinformation - they owned it. That is the difference.

If Candice Owens had said something detestable, at least I knew that I was being triggered by the actual troll.

This was funny but the example should finally show it's time to end the appeasement of problematic trolls and let's get back to making Twitter brandsafe for big pharma again.

If celebrities, sweatshop clothing brands, fast food companies, sugar water makers, SUV manufacturers, big pharma, cosmetics companies, oil companies, columnists, enterprise software comapnies, and politicians fear to tread there, I'd say that sounds like somewhere with some actual growth ahead of it.

Full-Self-Verifying will be available in 2023.
The simplest solution would be have normally verified ticks, but they are paid for like a subscription. A user applies for a tick just like they used to. Once verified, they get a month of blue tick for free. After that if they want to keep it, they pay 10 bucks a month.

They can then add purely cosmetic tiers - silver and gold for 20 & 50 bucks.

Essentially keep the meaning of ticks the same, but make people pay for using it.

Another simple solution would be to just not allow people to change their name once verified. Name change should require a paid reverification.

There are so many ways they can monetize the ticks.bor salvage the current situation with small tweaks.

I must have missed the memo about twitter bei8ng anything more than a flaming trash pile of curiosity... it boggles my mind that 20 BILLION dollars worth of investors made a panic sell based on a twitter post alone.

WTF is wrong with the world that TWITTER is a place you make majore knee jerk financial decisions from...