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So funny! Thanks you made my day LOL hard!
I had to chuckle given the detail of the article such as it is.
If you are interested in chicken to this degree your theme song is.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=unW7UYXSQNY

I'm tipsy and that was quite the trip. Not sure how I've never heard this before. Now it's gonna be stuck in my head for days.
Feel like this could have been gpt3 lol pretty funny.
Tastefully postmodern
I wonder what the post-postmodern take on this would look like.
I'm going to suggest that polyglot literate programming would be the most metamodern (another term for post-postmodern) take, with humor and self criticizing progress journaling thrown in.
"How I went from being a chicken to selling my own company (YC 2023) in 6 months."
This is the first article I’ve clicked before going right to comments in months
For those who would like a slightly more technical overview of this subject, I can recommend this research paper: https://isotropic.org/papers/chicken.pdf
I forgot about chicken.pdf... it's great to print to a buddy's networked printer as a prank
Yeah, the paper provides good insight into the phenomenon. Doug also gives a really good presentation on the same material: https://youtu.be/yL_-1d9OSdk
This! Holy mother of chickens, this. Exactly this and nothing else, as a matter of fact.

The industry I'm in, it's very weird. Why did I choose this life, again?

It looks like TFA uses some diagrams from that pdf without attribution. I get that we’re firmly in the realm of absurdity, but it still feels… cheep
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Cheep. Cheep.

Cheep cheep cheep.

10/10 bwok cluckity cluck cluck
I wonder if this is a parody of all those comments/articles about quitting programming to go into carpentry, or woodworking, or farming, etc.

I no longer build software - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24541964

Why software engineers like woodworking - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31687378

Death of a Programmer, Life of a Farmer - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9492110

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The author also has some other hilarious articles:

- How to get over your Impostor Syndrome and become a Professional Fraudster

- Programmers, Please Stop Referring to your Significant Others as "Sugar Babies," You are Not That Rich (Also, They are Not That Hot)

- How to Reassert Dominance in the Zoom Era as a Tech Bro

- Book Review: 95 JavaScript Theses - I’ve been reading a lot of JavaScript books lately, and I have to say that "95 JavaScript Theses" is the best thing since the Protestant reformation.

Just another wage-slave burnt out programmer casting off the yolk of bondage.
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…after having been left a shell of their former self.
As both the guilty party behind "I no longer build software" and the keeper of some chickens, I'd just like to suggest that anyone who wants to get out of software strongly consider woodworking over becoming a chicken.

I still have all ten fingers.

For comparison, we have acquired fifteen chickens over the last two and a half years and now have five. We lost two to a bear that broke into the coop[0], turned an aggressive rooster into soup, and the rest to foxes. They mostly stay cooped up lately unless we're around :-/

EDITED TO ADD:

Oh yeah, I really do still write code from time to time!

https://github.com/longwalkwoodworking

[0] The coop now has an electric fence around it like some kind of cock-a-doodle-gulag.

Sounds like you need a guard dog
Maybe you can make it a sort of cage fighting ring for chickens? Apparently needs to be strong enough to keep out a bear.
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This c̶l̶i̶c̶k̶chickbait article fails to answer the question on why the programmer crossed the road to become a chicken, and whether they went from programmer → egg → chicken, or just programmer → chicken.
Your comment had me wondering how you did the strikethrough, since HN doesn't support it. U+0336 "Combining Long Stroke Overlay", clever.

I really did not expect to learn anything here, of all places.

How many roads must a programmer cross down before you can call them a chicken?
In the spirit of the times, it's prudent to ask whether Galactica had something to do with this? Was Galactica on the peer review committee?
Is this because AI has destroyed all the software jobs? Is it really more lucrative to become a factory farmed chicken these days? I'm worried.
It’s difficult to tell from the photo, but I suspect this developer still had enough privilege to elect a more free-range lifestyle.
This is from the same guy who wrote the absolutely wonderful NAND gate article[1] that also featured on HN about a year ago (and was taken surprisingly serious) [2].

[1] https://sebastiancarlos.medium.com/the-nand-gate-one-gate-to...

[2] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28756727

It’s fascinating because it (inadvertently, maybe) shows that you can’t do satire without understanding the topic. The author seemingly set off to make fun of digital something, couldn’t grok it, and settled for documenting an afternoon sort of trying.

The nerds missed the joke and jumped in wanting to help, marking one of the first times I’ve seen this dynamic play out at this level of engagement in web space, although it happens all the time irl.

The author even comments he was trying to capture the “saudade” of trying to understand something using web sources.

This is my favorite post on HN in ages. I needed the light humor.
In all seriousness, part of me wants to replace all coding questions in future interviews with the code from this article. It isn't hard to follow, it just looks absurd. So if people can follow it, they can code -- No more FizzBuzz - just CluckCluckity.
"bwok bwok, pukaak!" to you, too!
Just a reminder that classic joke:

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"To get to the other side!"

Is not just a stupid anti-joke about crossing the road, it is a dark joke about a chicken going to the other side of life (death).

That’s likely ret-conning the joke - first, the earliest references (mid 1800s) say “to get on the other side” which doesn’t track to the dark interpretation as well.

Also, in the mid 1800s, crossing a road wouldn’t pose any danger to a chicken. A railroad track - yes, a factory floor - sure, but a road? Used mostly for foot or carriage traffic? No danger whatsoever - a chicken can move more than fast enough to get out of the way of even a quickly driven carriage.

Third, and most importantly, it was a common minstrel show line, and minstrel shows were filled with anti-humor.

Sometimes the easiest and most obvious answer is actually the right one.

This is the kind of high quality technical content I come here for.