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Don't have too much trouble with porch pirates up here on my 2.5 acre property in Alaska. Though, sometimes UPS/FedEx drivers can't make it up my hill in the winter and decide to just lean a package up against a tree. That's annoying because I receive a delivery notification and then have to go hunt for it.
i'd like to move some place even more rural, such that i have similar problems. i was imagining installing something like one of the blue usps mailboxes at the end of the driveway. is it not a big enough problem to bother with something like that?
It's usually rare enough (winter only, certain days only) that it's not worth bothering; but if you really cared you could easily get a trash can in yellow or something https://www.uline.com/BL_445/Uline-Trash-Cans-with-Wheels

My local UPS has no problem leaving things on the steps (nothing has ever gone missing) but FedEx always backs down my (shortish) driveway and tries to hide it behind a trash can.

Even assuming the trash can above was somehow porch pirate secure, you're looking at 10.4 billion dollars to outfit each house with one, interestingly enough.

Even just a shield to make it not so visibly obvious that there’s package for the taking would cut risk by xx%.

Sometimes a lot of easy and cheap solutions are better than a few expensive but closer to perfect solutions.

At least what I like with the amazonization of society is that most packages are close to worthless to fence.

That big Amazon box might just be toilet paper. The small one might just be hot sauce. That wasn’t a thing 20 years ago.

Yeah, we have the dollar amount lost to porch piracy, it'd be interesting to see how much "value" comes out the other side. I suspect much of it is just ripped open and left; perhaps Amazon will start shipping low value items in clear boxes.
If they just leave it randomly somewhere on your property I guess it's technically 'delivered'. Just wait til drone deliveries are a thing.
I hate blaming the process rather than the "root cause" (that brings people to steal), however, in this particular case it does feel like leaving packages out in the open on porches is setting yourself up for failure. In the Netherlands, where I'm from, if you're not home, they'll ring your neighbor's doorbell and ask them to keep the package for you, and put a piece of paper in your letterbox telling you which neighbor has it. Now, of course if you don't have any neighbors (that are home), that might not work, and I can understand the convenience of just having your package there when you arrive home, but I still feel like a better system might help, here.
Around here we have had zero incidences of porch piracy, so nobody bothers; and as neighborhoods head more toward stratification the likelihood of no neighbor being home increases.

If this becomes endemic in areas, things like lockers will start to appear; someone's paying for all this (perhaps this is why Amazon promotes the Amazon lockers so much in some areas).

https://www.amazon.com/ulp/view

Some delivery drivers will still do this in the US, but due to the metrics they need to attain this level of customer service is largely in the past.

When I was growing up, you'd regularly see similar. Neighborhoods were more robust socially, and there was actually time in the day for the mailman to stop for a 3 minute chat every block with the old ladies.

These days talk to any delivery driver (friends and family have been for USPS, Amazon, and Fedex) and they'll laugh at this suggestion. They get mere seconds per drop most on most routes.

The small fraction of packages stolen evidently ends up being cheaper than paying more delivery drivers. Especially since I suspect at least a fraction of this "cost of doing business" is fobbed off directly on consumers by refusing/making it hard to get a refund in some cases.

Around here in Denmark, you just get a notice for what shop you can go and pick it up in. The same thing happens if you are home, but they are lazy.

I like the US version better, but it needs to be paired with a severe penalty for theft.

> I hate blaming the process rather than the "root cause" (that brings people to steal), however, in this particular case it does feel like leaving packages out in the open on porches is setting yourself up for failure.

Add this to the list of obvious things that should have been invented by now but haven't:

Smart Mailboxes, that automatically scan packages and letters and confirm delivery and also notify the recipient.

An outer gated area with a smart lock that delivery people could open and an inner front door that they could not would solve that.

I'm a firm believer that the burden of "not stealing" should largely be placed on thieves rather than everyone else. Society simply doesn't collect enough data to make that possible yet.

Mailboxes/slots that open into the house, that is.
Yes, there would be fewer people in prison if we took away every possible opportunity to commit crimes, but there's something comforting about knowing that the people who are not in prison (walking around free in society) are the ones who don't steal even when presented with ample opportunity.
As a first step, let's stop calling them "porch pirates".

Call them a "thief".

And, yes, some thief stole something from my porch 2 weeks ago. I asked Amazon to deliver it on a Thursday when I knew I would be home to get the package. It was delivered on Monday instead. Guess who wasn't home to get the package? Yes, I got a refund, which I'm thankful for, but it was still a huge inconvenience for me and it took money out of someone's pocket!

Thief. Not a "porch pirate". Thief.

But porch pirate sounds so alliteratively fun!

What's annoying is that Amazon has started delivering with their own companies; it is relatively easy to tell UPS/FedEx/USPS to mark your address as "always signature/handoff required" and they'll not deliver if they can't contact you - the smaller companies are hit and miss.

What do you think pirates do?
Sing cute shanties and engage in cheeky hijinks, if we completely ignore the parent comment.
We have a tendency in our culture to soften words.

Thief has more emotional impact than “porch pirate”.

I agree that "pirate" isn't an appropriate word in this case (though "porch pirate" is very specific and brief, at least), but I would say that we have a tendency in our culture (perhaps all cultures) to bend words in any direction based on our biases, whether that means making them softer or harsher.
I would agree with that.

For example some people want to redefine rape to include sex you regret, and violence to include saying naughty things.

It's a costume people wear on Halloween and a mascot for some professional sports teams. People don't associate them with high seas cut-throat pirates with poor hygiene.
I think we all understand what pirates did, historically, and the relevance now. You know it, I know it, the poster knows it. Pirates stole. Also pillage, murder, and rape, but that hardly fits the Disney model nor does that concern us now.

The poster is objecting to the cutesy alliterative framing of theft as "haha, porch pirates gotchya!" Porch pirate sounds much more innocuous than "Someone stole from my property."

Pirates are romantic figures in popular culture. Think of all the pirate movies. And International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

There is no International Thief Day.

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I think "porch pirate" is just a subset of thief. It's not a lesser crime, just one that's just more specific.
> Thief. Not a "porch pirate". Thief.

No one has ever argued it's not blatant theft. "Porch pirate" adds precision missing from the general term "thief." I immediately knew what this article was about just from the title.

"Package thief" is similarly precise.
The UPS worker that takes my package could steal it. The warehouse worker could steal it, or the delivery driver.

"Porch" indicates exactly the form of theft: unattended packages in front of people's residence.

I'm really confused why the term is bothering people?

Probably because "pirate" has many neutral/positive connotations, including swordfighting and sharing movies.
> I'm really confused why the term is bothering people?

I think it's adjacent to "Stop Liking What I Don't Like". Maybe like: 'Stop Not-Demonizing What Makes Me Angry'.

The term "pirate" has lost meaning and most negative connotation that once accompanied the word.

There are still modern day pirates on water, but that is not what comes to mind to most people when they hear the term pirate.

Today, people think of the antihero, from Jack Sparrow to Long John Silver (Treasure Island, or the restaurant, your pick). They are fun and engaging, clever and witty. They are fighting back against an unjust government. They are even likable, even when they aren't "good" (Captain Hook of Peter Pan).

In addition, the term pirate is often used for copying software or something else digital. It, however, is a victimless crime, in that nothing is actually "taken" from anyone, it is merely that additional money is not given from the pirate to the copyright holder.

Your cute niece and nephew dress up like pirates. Pirates have buried treasure for us to find (so they actually benefit someone, so to speak). They are the very definition of adventure!

This is different. These are not people engaging in a victimless crime. These are not people fighting an unjust cause. These are not just people having fun. These are thieves. Public perception is one way to fight them, so I encourage people not to call them "porch pirates". They are thieves. They may be thieves who steal packages from porches, but they are undoubtedly still a thief. I don't care if you call them blue-hatted, striped-sock, ding-dong-ditch, grinch flunkie thieves, so long as you identify the crime for which they should be rightly ashamed and castigated. They are a thief.

> precision

No. It does not. “Pirate” brings with it a “disney like” connotation of someone all nimbly bimbly just living a pirate’s life…

A thief, which is what these people are, is the proper term.

The use of “porch pirate” brings in the clicks, though…

nah matey, I'm still calling them porch pirates, and I'll still send videos of them in.
I've discovered that when people brag about stealing, they get upset when I just say they're thieves. They prefer to think of themselves as pirates or rebels or some other word that has some cachet.

The same goes for stealing. They'll call it justice, or liberating, getting paid, payback, whatever. They don't like the word "stealing".

Usually, they'll stop bragging to me about thieving and stealing after that.

I wonder how well a simple package bin with lid would work, for a home? It would have to be large enough to take in a couple packages. No lock, either, for ease of delivery.

This way porch thefts must take the action of looking into something, and possibly be disappointed, if empty. I'm curious if that specific action would change the thieves' mental process, along the lines of "out of sight, out of mind".

Something like these drop boxes seem like the best option - https://www.smartparcelbox.co.uk
This seems like overkill. I bet even a simple wooden box would do, simply because thieves wouldn't see whether there IS a package. They wouldn't go from house to house rummaging through the boxes I bet.
> It would have to be large enough to take in a couple packages.

Also heavy enough to not blow away in the wind, but light enough for inexpensive delivery. Perhaps with IKEA-like assembly, and a compartment in the bottom for gravel or dirt.

JOBOX is the answer then. Probably not going to fit the aesthetic of the compulsive online shopper’s home however.
The problem there is getting delivery drivers to actually use the bin. I've seen a number of people who've tried this approach only for packages to be dropped on top of or around the bin.

When I still lived in an apartment complex it was a struggle to get drivers to use the package lockers in the mailroom. Fairly often you'd go down there to find a big pile of packages that you'd have to rummage through, which drove me nuts because I hate messing with others peoples' mail.

Renting a UPS store mailbox to get packages is my solution. It’s about $50/month and it got rid of any potential thieves.
$600 per year means that you must be dealing with a lot of theft.
$600 per year?? You should ask the city if you are allowed to deduct that from your local property taxes that would normally go toward the police budget.
For $20/year, you can get a UPS MyChoice paid account that will deliver to a different address, and if you designate a favorite UPS Access Point, you can redirect all packages there for free - if anyone ships UPS to you, it will go to the designated AP. It also automatically upgrades UPS SurePost (UPS long distance, USPS local delivery) to UPS Ground, meaning it will be directed to your favorite AP.
I ended up deciding to pay for a po box rather than risk leaving expensive packages sitting around. The inconvenience of needing to go to the post office sucks but the price isn't terrible and it basically just acts as insurance. I do wish there was a cheaper way to say "don't deliver any packages to my house, just hold them until 6:00 today and I'll go get them."
In Poland we have Paczkomaty which are dominant delivery method - https://inpost.pl/en/find-location

Density of those is very high, so you'll have one in walking distance unless you're living in some backwater. Then you'll have one in 5 minute driving distance.

Certain businesses are possible only in the high-trust societies. As the US approaches Central American trust levels (especially in the urban areas and states like California), many business models will become non-viable.
> (especially in the urban areas and states like California)

It's by no means isolated to such places. The rural area I grew up in out east has seen increasing problems with theft in general, packages included. It was very unlikely there as a kid in the 90s — people left their doors unlocked all the time — but these days you not only need to keep your doors locked but make sure it never looks like your house is unoccupied for longer than a couple of days.

Mark Rober has shown that it's a very small percentage of folks, and that most of these are thrill crimes more than anything (the SF car thieves being another issue entirely).

I have never had any problems with porch thievery. Going so far as to have my pc-build parts delivered when I wasn't home. No big deal, just $4k worth of stuff on my doorstep.

I don't mean to diminish the problem, but that sounds like a massively inflated number.
In my experience, shippers will claim a package was delivered and must have been stolen rather than own up to losing it.
It’s been a long time since I had a package stolen even though I live in a “crime-ridden liberal hellscape”.

Personally, I’d like to see a few things.

Police actually patrolling rather than sitting on the major street a few blocks away pulling people over for minor infractions.

Police taking any actions whatsoever when reported such as using the video and license plate to follow-up would be nice as well. Contrary to what is oft repeated, they do get prosecuted around here.

I’d also like to see companies like Amazon, have their drivers actually respect the preferences that you can set such as delivering packages to a side/back door or to a certain place that’s less visible. Despite having my preferences set with every service, I’ve still come home to find packages on the very edge of the steps or front porch where they’re visible from the end of the street. When I lived in an apartment packages were left outside the door sometimes even though drivers had an entry code.

The USPS workers are the only ones that seems to somewhat consistently care and one guy even knocked and checked on me personally when he noticed I hadn’t gotten my mail in several days (just forgot).

Regarding having drivers respect preferences...

Shippers end up eating the cost of these packages, and they are making an economic tradeoff: Slower deliveries by following preferences vs. eating the cost of loss. They are choosing the latter. Maybe they haven't done the analysis right, or maybe the overall costs really are lower that way.

I find in an apartment complex with lock boxes to prevent package theft, some shippers (FedEx and Amazon) almost never use them, presumably because the drivers are under a time crunch.

It may be easy for FedEx and Amazon to just have insurance cover it. But it's easiest for me to just stop ordering anything from them.

Maybe because the USPS ist paying their employees a living wage and giving them a delivery schedule that is actually going to work out over the day?

You get what you pay for.

"“I also encourage people to reach out to the police, but only about 5% to 8% do that,” Stickle said."

People don't bother because they know that law enforcement rarely does anything about it. San Jose, CA a couple years ago had someone catching porch thieves on video yet SJPD said they wouldn't pursue the matter further. Not surprising considering how low the penalties can be, if the DA even moves to prosecute.

I'm in Sacramento, which is now #5 on the list, and while there are organized theft rings that will basically follow delivery trucks, many of the package thefts here are done by the homeless. Due to rising thefts, the Amazon Lockers have been a great thing to have.

It's astounding to me how much the cost of porch pirates, self checkout theft, and customer returns are now baked into the cost of products, yet things still seem quite cheap.
We’ve become very comfortable with large swaths of society not abiding by any kind of social contract. We’re becoming a low trust society really quickly, and it sucks.