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I feel like this has happened to most apples, even most fruit, forcing fruit to become all-year fruit in general has made those fruits worse off in the long term in terms of quality due to the necessity to make them long lasting. I used to personally dislike all apples until I started getting them from farmers markets that only sold them seasonally as opposed to supermarkets or costco, suddenly they started to taste like something and not just water.
Yup. Incentive to use brand recognition for a lower quality, cheaper to produce in more volume substitution is too strong for a large business to ignore.
The market is not kind to consumers that put their faith in "brands" without owners.

I put brand in quotes because anyone can produce and sell honeycrisp apples. It is not trademarked.

Buying one is like buying a hammer on amazon and assuming it will have the quality of different hammer you used.

A significant number of the "farmers" at farmer's markets arent. Some even buy thier stock from costco and the like. A commercially productive farmer does not have the time to spend a day selling a few apples in the city center. The safer bet is to drive out to roadside stands at the actual farms, then of course then you can only buy the one or two products currently being harvested at that paticular farm. The upside is that, as you are driving rather than walking, you can load up on 50+lbs of corn for friends and family without worry.
When I load up on 50+lbs of corn, it isn't for my friends and family to eat.

At least not directly.

In California certified farmers markets are not allowed to re-sell produce.

Not sure if it's enforced. And it's hard to look up non-existing laws in other states. When I don't find something I assume I'm not searching correctly, but in this case there might just not be a law to find.

I love garden grown tomatoes but am frequently disappointed by the flavorless, watery, mushy ones that show up in my sandwiches and salads when I eat out. Seasonality is a factor, maybe.
It's not just seasonality per se — it's that produce is simply not bred to taste good anymore. It's designed to be hardy enough to ship, growable all year round, free of blemishes, but not to actually taste good.
I'm not an organic/"local" produce snob, but garden tomatoes are tough to beat for flavor. Campari have the best flavor I've found from grocery stores.
People rave about bio produce. Ie we keep buying only bio carrots, they are not much more expensive than regular ones. I like the taste.

But when I come home and taste some carrots my parents grow in their garden, oh my god - this is extreme premium in taste world. I understand its a different type, not created for maximal yield as quickly as possible. And so it goes with everything.

If you like various berries you can buy in stores, just don't ever taste wild ones in the forest, it will ruin them for you.

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>I feel like this has happened to most apples, even most fruit, forcing fruit to become all-year fruit in general has made those fruits worse off in the long term in terms of quality due to the necessity to make them long lasting.

Feel like the same can be said about just all industrial revolution related inventions. The consumer culture caters to the wimp of convenience instead of the whole ecosystem.

Maybe I missed it in that massive article, but did they ever actually come to a conclusion why the apples taste worse today? Except maybe long term storage?

It was a really long article about the history of the apple and difficult growing it, but I didn't see the title answered anywhere. It ended taking about surplus and storage requirements.

That was it, yes. Long term storage under refrigeration is harming the quality of the apples at market in the interest of making the apple available year round.

The actionable information is in the beginning: honey crisp apples are not worth it anymore buy whatever instead. For me this keeps it from being insufferable. The stuff in the middle demonstrates what the conditions were like before it went mass market, which supports the conclusion that something changed and that it was likely related to the logistics of growing and distributing the apple.

If you don't like reading these articles, you could try using an LLM to extract a summary before choosing to dive in. I'm sure there are browser extensions for that.

Yeah, having the read the article, my conclusion was that you should avoid honeycrisps from like February through ~August. i.e. only buy them when they're vaguely in season, or not too long afterward.

Anecdotally, I had some pretty delicious honeycrisps last night (in WA).

You also need to be aware of how the grocer stocks.

As an example, during the peak of peach season in the region, a South Carolina Sam’s Club had pallets of California peaches!

Storage is the answer they proposed. I didn't realize that apples could be stored for up to a year.
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Because nowadays many fruits and veggies are bread for storability and transportability. Then sugariness. Taste is an afterthought. Let alone smell.

I got a tiny lot and started growing some berries, fruits and veggies. There's a masive selection for pretty much any given species. Do you want eat-off-the-plant or make a jam? Do you prefer more or less sugary taste? How much are you willing to maintain and defend them? If you're looking for analysis paralysis, gardening is the way to go.

Apples aren't like other fruit, they're essentially clones. If you breed an apple for something, your making a new apple
Yes. But the general tendency in Apple breeding is the same. Transportability and storability above all. With then getting more sugary, save granny smith.

Personally I’m after historical apples. I’ve two local classics. One breed is from 19th century, the other is probably older, but I don’t buy claims it’s coming from medieval era. Taste is nice and they survive pretty well with very little upkeep with no modern chemistry.

I also just planted few less-known modern colon style breeds. Fingers crossed few years later it will pay off.

Thanks for asking, i also read some of it and got frustrated by the article so came looking for the answer
I’ve been buying the organic apples for the last year and for some reason they seem to have the flavor that is missing in the less expensive brands
I’ve tried organic on occasion, and never felt they were any better (often not as good).

Obviously way too many variables, but anecdotally, I haven’t been that impressed with organic apples.

Yes. Depends if it's organic for the sake of organic label. Local farmer market is always a better bet.
Organic labeling is one of the largest and most disastrous failures of USDA to protect small farmers.

Kroger's simple truth, sunkist's line of organic citruses they sell in "whole foods", etc.

the label means nothing, and when you see it in a big name grocery store it's probably a bad thing

Enshittification but for fruit
I believe slowly everything is going to "Enshittification" path.
I never particularly liked Honeycrisp apples and never understood the hype, but seeing this #1 on HN I feel like one of the cool kids ahead of the curve on a niche topic. Jokes aside about 5 years ago I began reading about the industry side of all these new trendy apple varieties, much of it is industry driven and interesting for those into that sort of thing.

The best in my opinion is Fuji followed closely by Gala.

I have never eaten a bad Fuji. They're inexpensive too, usually 1/2 to 1/3 the price of these crapshoot Johnnies-come-lately.
That’s my experience as well, at least at my local store I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve gotten a mealy Fuji over many years.

Also laughing because I perform the same apple analysis - this new variety looks good and admittedly the names are pretty effective marketing (honeycrisp, cosmic, etc…), but they tend to be comparatively expensive and after being let down some many times I just grab the Fuji

Hard disagree.

I used to love Galas but ultimately realized about 50% of the time they were mealy.

Since swapping to Honeycrisp, I’ve yet to have a mealy one. Maybe occasionally (about 1 out of 20-30) there’s one that has a hint of mealiness, but far from what half of the Galas were.

I do agree that not all of them are super sweet/flavorful, but still most of them are, and I’d take a less sweet but still crisp apple any day over a sweet but mealy one.

I never tried Fuji much, but don’t remember them being anything special. This site [1] (shared at least once on HN) has Fuji even below Gala.

[1] https://applerankings.com/

Something really off imho with a food writer that manages to insert foul matter vulgarity into food reviews. It's moved beyond cute into the 'wonder what ails this guy' territory.
Meh, he’s a comedian, not a food writer. Some of the taglines are maybe over the line, but a lot of them are funny, and all of them are in jest.
That site is a single person's opinion. He acknowledges that Fuji is many (most?) people's favorite variety among people who have a favorite variety but then rates it poorly to be controversial. The comment section of his review shows that his clickbait strategy was successful.
Way I’d explain it as Fuji and Gala are similar (on the sweet side). I agree with you on inconsistency of the Gala, which is why I have it below Fuji, and Fuji’s being consistently crisp.

I’m firmly in your camp, I don’t care for mealy apples - I hear those people exist but don’t think I know any.

I will go out of my way to avoid Fuji and Gala, FWIW. I used to like Honeyscrisp but they have been disappointing lately indeed. Didn't know this was a thing, but my takeaway is I should be on the lookout for weirdly named ones next time I'm shopping.
If you ever eat Cosmic Crisps, you'll throw rocks at a Honeycrisp.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_Crisp

I think there is a newer cultivar that should be superseding the Cosmic Crisp here soon.

Edit - the Kudos Apple. https://twin-cities.umn.edu/news-events/talking-apples-u-m-0

Agreed, the experience the author describes with a Honeycrisp at the beginning of the article is something I recently had with a Cosmic. Let’s hope it lasts.
I had a few Cosmic Crisps during the overhyped launch and was not that impressed. It was just a pretty-OK apple.

Maybe it was a similar issue - off-season and stored too long, but I haven't seen any around here in years (midwest).

Same. People kept telling me it was a Pink Lady with a honeycrisp texture. I tried it a few times, it was neither. Not terrible or anything, but not the holy grail it was made out to be.
The Cosmic Crisp was breed to be a “hardier” version of the Honeycrisp, specifically for growing in Washington[1].

I encourage everyone to check out https://applerankings.com, I would describe it as Pitchfork for apple breeds.

Here’s their review of the Cosmic Crisp: https://applerankings.com/cosmic-crisp-apple-review/

Their top ranked apple is the SweeTango, and I agree with their assessment: https://applerankings.com/sweetango-apple-review/

Full ranking list: https://applerankings.com/pick-an-apple/

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_Crisp

I was totally confused by the description of the Opal apple as "A tasty unwiped anus" until I clicked and saw what they look like.
I think it's less about strict hardiness and more about suitability for mass growing in Washington. The Honey crisp has declined because it's getting grown in places it doesn't really do well. The Cosmic Crisp is bred for those very places.

So it may not be as good at peak (or it might, here in WA the peak of the Cosmic Crisp can be pretty high indeed) but it should stay strong over the years.

I was looking forward to it and was disappointed. The skin is a little too thick for my taste, too.
I bought 6 varieties of apples from the store and taste tested them with my family. Cosmic crisp was the clear favourite.
I buy Cosmic Crisp when the Envy apples are too expensive, but they are slightly worse Envy apples. Everyone needs to try a good Envy.

Crisp and sweet.

i've had mixed results with envy. when they're good, they're really good, but sometimes they are lacking flavour or a bit soft.

the magic of honeycrisp is that they're always about the same

Same here, Envy is my main apple (I typically eat 2 apples a day, one each for morning and afternoon snack). ~80% of the time Envy apples blow my socks off, Maybe 2% of the time they're just ok. I'll get a SweeTango or Cosmic Crisp if Envy are not available, but I've just never had one that I thought was better than Envy.

I went through a big Honeycrisp phase and really enjoy them, but I have thin enamel on my teeth and frequent eating of uncooked Honeycrisp leads me to a lot of tooth pain, they're just a little too tart. They are my go-to baking apple though.

From the sound of it, they lowered our standards for the Honeycrisp and made way for an inferior but more robust apple that’s better than the lowered standards. While it’s likely they did this unintentionally it seems like the Cosmic Crisp is not as well-liked as the early Honeycrisp.
This happens with consumer goods generally
Meh. Cosmic crisp is just hyped up marketing. It was obvious in how heavily they advertised. It’s not actually better. Honey crisp remains the sweetest and tastiest.
That must be on media I don’t use, as I didn’t even know they advertised. I independently settled on cosmic crisp (and the nearly identical crimson crisp) as my standard.

I never did like honeycrisp all that much, though. It’s a little too sweet and something about the flavor is just a little bit wrong. It’s hard to describe but it’s like they tried a little too hard to make the ideal apple. It’s alright and I’d be happy to eat one but I don’t buy them.

But they are consistent and reliable, for now. I know if I go to the store and I've got the option of 6 different types of apples (I live in WA, we've got apple choices...) I know cosmic crips (grown barely an hour drive from where I live) will be consistent in texture and flavor.
My own experience is that Honeycrisp is the most consistently sweet and crisp apple you can buy (contrary to the claims made in TFA -- maybe it's a regional thing?). Cosmic Crisp is decent but I'm not a fan of the flavor.
It's likely that the best apple will be whatever of the "honeycrisp-like" varieties you can acquire on with the shortest time between tree and your mouth.
> The Cosmic Crisp is a cross between Honeycrisp and Enterprise apples.

So it's enterprise-ready. But is it webscale?

If Cosmic Crisp supports sharding I will buy it.
Eat enough Cosmic Crisps and you will definitely be sharding.
I've tried both, and prefer Honeycrisp. I found Cosmic too tart.
Cosmic crisps have been so incredibly good this year in the Seattle area.

They also have the amazing attribute of browning very slowly - you can cut one and leave it out all day it will hardly change color.

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It depends on the store and supply chain. They seem to grow well in New York, where I live. But if you go to Walmart, you’re getting some strategically sourced crappy apple that was harvested months ago.

This time of year, my family hits an apple farm a few times and load up on Macouns, Gala, Cortlands and other local apples.

How do we make local apples a bigger thing again
Change policy to make smaller farm operations a viable business, and make it more difficult to build exurban homes and retail.
The problem is people want same variety any day of the year. Stocking local apples as they come is a PITA for big supermarket chains. And most people don't care enough to go to farmer's markets or local specialty shops. Let alone that usually they ain't open on saturady 22:00 when some people find time to go shopping.
Plant an apple tree
Apples are tough to grow in my region, which is formerly known for it.

There's the Cedar-apple rust issue, bug issues, and raccoon issues.

I planted figs.

This is true for most fruits and vegetables and it's the cost of having everything available at any time and for less money.
Which vegetables taste noticeabley worse? Whenever I travel abroad I try to eat as much fruit as possible because of how terrible nearly all of it is in the US. Melons and mangoes are basically a totally different fruit. My cousin from Kenya refuses to even try his favorite fruit in the US. But vegetables, especially after cooking, seem ok. Only thing I can think of are maybe out of season fresh tomatoes.
Basically anything engineered to grow in California, Chile and Arizona. They are optimized for shipment.

Some tomatoes are grown in hothouses now and are ok. My son gobbles them up and in the winter lots of them are from Western NY and Ontario.

Onions are definitely pushed to have higher sugar content now. Also greens that I source from local farms seasonally usually have better flavor.

Tomatoes, peppers, sweet corn, carrots, lettuce, etc. Lots of produce is bred for large-scale growing and shipping stability.
God grocery store jalapeños are such a disappointment. They're water flavored.
This is the same story for every new variety of apple. It becomes popular because of its positive characteristics (sweetness, tanginess, juicyness, crispness), but then slowly over time it gets cultivated for mass market appeal (uniform color, shape, shelf life) and the variety loses what made it good.

The best apple variety is generally the new one. The market is strewn with the discarded remains of formerly good apples like Fuji and Gala.

My preferred apple is Mutsu, available from a few growers in the late season at my southern Ontario farmers market. According to Wikipedia it's been around since 1949, but perhaps it simply never got popular enough to face these pressures— either way, I find it consistently to be in the right place for me as far as a balance of sweet, tangy, and crispy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutsu_(apple)

Any idea where those could be located on the us side of the border in Detroit?
Farmer’s market. Grocery store that isn’t a big chain. They’re here.
Given that it's a Japanese cultivar, I assume they're all over the place, you just have find a market where someone growing them has them for sale.
Aka “crispin” if that helps. Every apple farmer around here in NW NJ grows them, never seen them in a store. Also my favorite.
+1 here -- Mutsu are fantastic, readily available at NYC greenmarkets in the fall and into the winter, though there are pretty large differences in flavor and texture between various orchards too. Samascot is my fav.
Or the old one, find a local orchard that sells heirloom apples! Get some Cox's Orange Pippin or some Northern Spy or some Ashmead's Kernel.
I second the cox's. This harvest I bought several of each variety in the shop and cox's was my favorite by a mile.
Same here.

I can imagine growers don’t like them as much though, despite the lack of patents and trademarks. In Europe they were abundant and amazing quality last year, lasting into February. This harvest their flavour wasn’t there, many were mealy, and they were unavailable within a month. Their worst year as far as I can remember.

Be on the lookout for Esopus Spitzenburg (maybe only in the US). It's a really tasty apple.
Cox is a very good apple that is infamously prone to pick every apple disease known. Golden Delicious has the same problem, good flavor, disappointing as tree without using chemicals.

Rubinette is a medium sized yellow apple, streaked in reddish brown. Not particularly eye-catching and also prone to fungal diseases. But Rubinette has a secret, is a seedling of Cox x Golden delicious, and its flavor is fantastic.

Modern apples with not so sophisticated flavor but better resistance can be much more satisfactory.

Cox's Orange Pippin is a good baking apple, as well. Holds its shape, and goes all custardy, rather than dissolving into mush.

It's not as good as a Bramley. Does anyone in the US grow those commercially? Why not?

This is a thing I love about living in WA, I get the apples a few years before everyone else. Lets me send them to friends across the US before they hit their supermarkets.

And yes really the interesting thing is they're different and new. Tho I do really like cosmics. Especially if you dry them in a food dehydrator and then powder them into whipped cream.

Same deal with cherries.

Same with Western NY - proximity to Cornell’s apple research and lots of orchards is really great. If you’re an apple fanatic WA and WNY are the places to be.
I wonder what the incentives are that make mass market qualities more attractive to growers than what consumers want. Like, I can imagine a sorta-demand curve with "sweetness etc" to "uniform color etc" along the x axis and "clearing price" or something on the y axis, and I really wonder if the most efficient price is really so far to the mass market appeal side of the curve. Or to put it another way, why can't they just grow things people want?
What people want when you sit them down and have them try apples side by side is different from what they want when they are in a supermarket, tired from working all day, and starring out at a sea of apples and not quite remembering which one it was they liked.
The clearing price probably actually rises with improved color and shape, and the overhead declines with greater shelf stability. It’s not until years later that consumers slowly realize the texture and taste have gone downhill (as result of these developments) that clearing price begins to decline. So the market has a lag in response; it resembles a high value brand being sucked dry.
What people want, judging by their market behavior, is reliability. A lot of the best-tasting apples are inconsistent in quality, ship or store poorly, or have a short growing season. I love eating fresh heirloom apples, but Honeycrisps are 10% great, 80% good, and 10% disappointing, which I prefer to 30% good, 30% disappointing, and 40% unavailable.
The idea of a year-round fruit crop is a modern supermarket creation. Most food is seasonal. If a consumer are unaware of its seasonality, that’s because someone is working hard to hide that fact.

I try to enjoy asparagus when it is in season, new potatoes when they are in season, etc. Just because some crops are bred for months and months of storage doesn’t mean they actually taste great.

Out season asparagus is coming on a truck from a region with a different season or plane from South America, not from a shelf.
No, of course it is not from cold storage; instead the produce is flying around the world so that you can have them whenever you want.

Cold storage, jets, and long-haul trucking are particularly bad for some types of produce, not so bad for others.

Anyway, I’m not fighting the modern world, I like having tomatoes in January. But this article and discussion is about how you can have good apples, or you can have year-round apples at scale, but you can’t have both. And a lot of that comes down to the supermarket training consumers to expect the same produce every week.

Enshitification. I’ve been buying honeycrisp for a while and noticed more mushiness and flat flavor recently but I didn’t realize there was a whole apple-buying meta to keep up with if you don’t want to buy garbage fruit.

Edit: All the honeycrisp in my area right now are oversized. I’m guessing because of a supplier change due to the season change?

Oversized and without flavor? Watson, I think that we have another case of assassination by Giberellins here.
Basically, they are being stored too long, because Honeycrisp season is only in September, and the apple industry in Washington state is trying to provide them year round.

This is compounded by the subtle effect of the trees being adapted for Minnesota, whereas Washington’s climate is much warmer.

SnapDragon is a vastly improved version of Honeycrisp anyway. The only real issue with it is that only growers within New York State are allowed to grow it, so it's not nearly as available.
Curious, is that something that can be enforced?
Apple trees aren’t grown from seed because the offspring will have huge genetic variability and won’t resemble the parent. Instead they take a hardy rootstock species and graft scionwood from the fruit producing trees on to it. Once the apple variety is grown, repeating it without the graft is impractical and you can't just save seed from store bought apples and expect to get the same thing. An entire variety might be cloned from a single tree that produced the best fruit out of hundreds.

For new designer varieties getting commercial access to the grafts usually requires signing contract that you won’t create and sell your own grafts so the creator can control who gets it.

Oh man I found these once and just LOVED them.
Yeah, as a resident of NY apple country (I'm ~20 minutes from Beak & Skiff, frequently voted one of the best orchards in the country), SnapDragon is the way to go.
She doesn't really explain why the honeycrisps she gets at the farmer's market are hit-or-miss now, which would have been a more interesting story to unwind.
If its anything like our farmers market I'd bet they aren't actually locally grown.

It's really hard to unpack which of our vendors are truly local; and which just buy produce from wholesalers, slap a "Name's Family Farm" sign on the table, and pretend to be locally grown.

You'd be a lot better off going to the actual orchard, but those are often 1+ hours away.

Exactly!

I'm in Seattle. You would think I could reliably find good apples here.

I can not. Even at farmer's markets, it's obvious some of the offerings have been stored... which makes me question the stuff that isn't obvious. At least it's better than the supermarkets, which have been selling New Zealand apples... in Washington... in September... yeah no thanks!

Keep a look out for https://www.collinsfamilyorchards.com/ at your market, or try their CSA!
They also sell apples on their website for local delivery in the Seattle area (in semi-large quantities only). Their honeycrisps are very good in my opinion, I usually buy 40 pounds a couple times a year. They also have other good fruit in season (e.g. peaches, nectarines; cherries are okay).
Folks are known to sell national supply chain produce at farmer's markets where they can get high prices.
The first couple of years I found Honeycrisp at my local market, which would have been 2001 and 2002 (because I'll never forget a lot of things from September 2001), the apples were HUGE. More like a large grapefruit than an apple in size. They still had the great flavor and texture of later Honeycrisps, it was a huge shock compared to normal apples at the time. It may have been something with the weather that produced them like that, but man would I love to see those things pop up again.
I was buying them for my daughter to eat at lunch at school and she sent me a picture of her honercrisp compared to her friends' apples. It was like midgets versus Giants... Giants for the win
I was told by a grower that a large factor in apple size is the number of apples on the tree. Growers thin the fruit to control fruit size. Kinda like the tree is going to make some set tonnage of apple and if you thin them, it loads that tonnage into the remaining apples.

Apparently we like larger apples in the US while smaller apples are preferred in China.

Helped a friend film a video about what happened to red delicious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgZNDTJSvJQ
I used to live in the area around where the red delicious was first developed, and they are indeed very different from what people became used to. The original red delicious - assuming the local orchards have something closer to the original - is/was much smaller, rounder, and closer to something like a macintosh. If you had one you wouldn't recognize it as red delicious unless someone told you and then you'd be confused.

I worry a bit the same thing is happening with honeycrisp. In addition to the the out-of-season sales (some of the dates people are talking about with honeycrisp are ridiculous), there's genetic drift. The University of Minnesota has always been worried about this happening, speaking to staff with their apple program. The problem is clones get propagated from clones of clones, some of which are fraudulently hybrids with other varieties, and eventually you end up with something that's not really the same anymore. Big growers choose ancestors that produce fruit with the characteristics that benefit them, and by that point buyers don't remember the original anymore.

The problem, as people are pointing out, is largely what large-scale agriculture does to plant varieties in terms of breeding, as well as the problems with freshness. What the growers and distributors want from fruit is not what you want as a consumer. There's probably some important lessons there for capitalism or markets in general.

This rankings site [1] was shared on HN a couple years ago [2], and since then I’ve switched to Honeycrisp.

While I agree they aren’t always the most tasty, they are almost always (like 98%) crisp and never mealy to the point I want to stop eating it, unlike nearly every other breed I’ve tried (which admittedly is only about 7-8 or the most common ones).

I will take a less flavorful crisp apple 100% of the time over a mealy apple.

So even a mediocre Honeycrisp is, to me, still way better than nearly all the other ones.

[1] https://applerankings.com/

[2] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33639206

I don‘t care much for Kanzi and Fuji and Pink Lady. To me, Braeburn is good, Boskoop is great, and Berlepsch is amazing, but sometimes hard to get outside the apple grow regions.
The list doesn't have Tentation and it has Jazz at mediocre.

I wouldn't put much trust in it, at least if you are in Europe.

Yeah, it goes completely against my taste (and maybe against how apples are over here)? I had only delicious Fuji apples for example, from consistency to taste (if you like sweet at least), which the site describes as utterly awful. Especially the local ones are awesome. Incomprehensible ranking for me.
Growing conditions really matter. We really like Gold Rush apples and our farmers market has three orchards who grow them but the ones from one of those vendors consistently aren’t as good, even though it’s clearly the same variety. Something about Pennsylvania vs. northern Maryland made more of a difference than I thought.
Bought some Gold Rush apples for the first time yesterday (South Mountain, PA) and really liked them - crunchy, tart, and spicy.
Its worse offense is not even mentioning many very good European apples like Cox Pippin or Mingan. Is just a list of commercial apples, many of then unknown or ignored in Europe.
Why is it an offense for an American to write about the apples available in their market?
Not her offense, "its" offense, The worst offense from the "list of best apples" is that is clearly biased and omits some very good varieties that are well known.
As an apple connoisseur myself I’ve switched from honeycrisp to cosmic crisp over the last three years and I’m never going back.

I’m fully aligned I eat apples for the texture above all else, with flavor being important but nothing close to how much crunch eat bite has.

YMMV but I've found Honeycrisps mostly crispier than Cosmic Crisps. (I switched in the other direction -- had Cosmic Crisps first.)
I find that at my local grocery store in NJ, Cosmic Crisps to be more consistently good than Honeycrisps, despite being less crispy. But the best Honeycrisps are better.

Sweetango is also consistently flavorful and crispy and normally better than Cosmic, but the availability is what's inconsistent.

(And a Fuji apple I had in Japan was as good as the best Honeycrisps)

This is the way... there's research already at WSU for when the Cosmic Crip runs its course and the world is ready for the next apple with the same basic characteristics.
I discovered cosmic a few months ago and refuse to buy anything other
I realized I like my apples real sour so Pink Ladies are my favorite at the moment.
How about Granny Smith?
Granny Smith's are the best apple. They're one of the healthiest apples to eat and they last a surprising amount of time without going mushy.
What makes them more healthy than others?
Their green skin can help with inflammation as it contains enzymes that protect T-cells. They're helpful to prevent diabetes and are recommended for diabetics to eat. They're high in phytonutrients and are apparently have the best antimutagenic potential of apple breeds. I think most of their benefits are shared with other green apples.

They've got high fibre content whilst being lower in sugar than other varieties and are good for gut bacteria.

However, the best apple to eat is one that you like as it's better to eat any type of apple than none.

https://wellintruth.com/the-healthiest-apple-variety-the-com...

I haven't tried one in a long time. Will give them a shot next time I'm at the grocery
I used to always get Pink Lady, but in the past couple of years I've found Kanzi to be better. And somehow my partner gets less allergic from Kanzi as well.
I agree that Cosmic Crisp are better. But I still prefer MacIntosh, Empire or Cortland, though.
Macs are my favorite too, but they don’t have the consistently crisp texture of the honeycrisp.
Age hits all three of those really badly, they basically have to be picked up locally in season and can't store or ship like honeycrisp can.
> I eat apples for the texture above all else, with flavor being important but nothing close to how much crunch eat bite has.

You may enjoy the Fuyu Persimmon also. Eaten with firm skin is definitely crunchy. The flavor is moderately sweet.

Don't wait too long though! Because then they get a soft jammy texture that some people absolutely hate. Transitioning into full goo eventually. (Yes that's the case for fuyu too, not just hachiya).

Also some fuyu can still be astringent when very firm / underripe.

Put it in a blender. Lemon juice optional. This will destroy the slimy texture. Fill a glass with the mix and then add cream on the top and you will have a spectacular dessert.

Persimmons are three (four?) totally different fruits in one.

If you get a chance, try WineCrisp. Loads of flavor and stubbornly crisp. The things keep for months, even in less than ideal storage (such as a fridge), and even after losing a great deal of moisture retain a snappy bite.

Only real downside is that the appearance isn't very flashy; they're the russet potato of modern apples.

If you ever come to France, try the Chantecler, truly my favourite of them all, extremely consistent and perfect for cakes too.
Cosmic crisp is amazing. I also like a good Fuji, though they're not as consistently good. Jazz and Ambrosia can be good as well. It's nice that we have so many varieties to choose from now. When I was a kid it was either Red|Golden "Delicious" or Granny Smith.
Cosmiccrisp is great. Like a honeycrisp, but with some tartness.
Out of curiosity, where do you live? I've been a Midwesterner my whole life and I don't relate all that strongly to the article.
I'm fully on the "SweeTango" hype train, which AppleRankings #1 rated breed:

https://applerankings.com/sweetango-apple-review/

SweeTango's #1 fault, which the site calls out, is that they do not store well. The recent bags I've taken home are notably less crisp and hardy than earlier in the fall.

That said, they'll still be absolutely delicious for another few weeks, highly recommend buying a bag. Trader Joe's usually carries.

SweeTango tastes great. I’ve been buying apple cider made of it for the last two autumns.
The SweeTango I had was cloyingly, almost artificially sweet. Can’t tell if it was an unlucky pick or I just have different preferences—I like an Ambrosia.
I just bought a bag from Trader Joe's and it was absolutely disgusting. Completely mealy and flavorless. My family agrees and will probably never trust my apple picking skills again.
I’ve gotten SweeTangos twice (in season, from Washington) and found them totally unappealing. No sourness to add interest to the flavor, not very crispy, just intense sweetness with a tiny bit of a mealy feeling.

Even if I just got duds, they fail the consistency test that honeycrisps pass.

we put them straight into the refrigerator as soon as we get them home, and this works for any apple variety we buy, to preserve quality and flavor.
Glad that you've found what works for your you.

At the same time, it is worth noting that not everybody likes crisp apples, so the ranking in that website is... daringly interpretive.

Yeah, I find the idea of using a rating site like this extremely bizarre. And after clicking on the link, that opinion is only further cemented by what seems to be a deliberate opinionated and sarcastic tone. I can only assume they want to court controversy for the sake of clicks.

For what it's worth, the only apples I buy, when they're local and in season, are McIntosh, which this site helpfully puts in the "pure shit" bin. That's just, well, wrong? Apples can be good without being bred for flavorless crispness like so many are today. And there's a difference between "soft" and "mealy", and good McIntosh apples are firmly (ha) on the soft side.

I like pink lady apples too, which this site rates "excellent", and honeycrisp are consistently acceptable - the Starbucks of apples - so it's not that they're making things up, but I think they are only rating apples along one axis and seem to have a thing for recent cultivars over classics and heirloom varieties.

I lived for some time in eastern Canada and I have very fond memories of freshly picked McIntoshes and I even dare to say they were my favorites. Fresh and crisp with a good amount of acidity that balances the sweetness beautifully. That being said, they don't age super well.
It's the personal opinions of a comedian, and he does explain his rankings. I don't agree with all of his takes, but there's no such thing as an objective review, anyway.
The site has SugarBee sweetness of 3 out of 5...The author of the site is a comedian, so I guess one can't anything on that site seriously, at all.

"SugarBee® apples emit a sweet aroma and have high sugar content, generally reaching 14.6 Brix, compared to their parent variety honeycrisp, that reaches 13.8 Brix. "

https://specialtyproduce.com/produce/SugarBee_Apples_18673.p...

I mean, the author is a comedian:

> Brian Frange is a comedian and writer who has been yelling about apples for years. He started yelling about apples professionally in 2016 while working on Comedy Central’s Not Safe with Nikki Glaser while serving as co-host on the Not Safe Podcast. [...] What started as a bit revolving around his love of apples has now become a full-time job where Brian makes $700,000,000,000 per week providing apple advice for wealthy fruit enthusiasts. Brian is not in the pocket of big apple and all reviews are inarguably accurate and not corrupted by corporate influence.

https://applerankings.com/about/

It's all in good fun. Obviously if you prefer Red Delicious you're free to [strikethrough]have terrible taste[/strikethrough] disagree.

>Obviously if you prefer Red Delicious you're free to [strikethrough]have terrible taste[/strikethrough] disagree.

I made the mistake of purchasing that variety once, and learned from that experience. Fuji apples, on the other hand, do not deserve a score of 56 FFS.

Red Delicious are the canonical example of a product that was optimized for looks (and storage) over flavor and texture.

I'm told that the original Red Delicious are in fact very good. So good that we made them our Platonic ideal of "apple". And then... we targeted the wrong metric.

And yet.

The slight sweet-bitterness to a real fresh red delicious apple is completely unmatched by any other apple variety I've ever had. It tastes like apple. It is satisfying and juicy and doesn't overwhelm your stomach with sourness or sweetness.

I think people just don't realize how fast Red Delicious apples go mediocre and have rarely tasted the real thing.

So honeycrisp is the Top 40 radio of apples. Simply that which offends least.
More like the radio edit of your favorite track: was great, got diluted by assholes pushing it on the masses, is still great if you can find the original version you fell in love with.
I’ve eaten many mealy honeycrisp apples. Just let it sit on your counter for 2 months then try it. Discount grocery stores are often selling many-months old apples.
What is the most sour apple?

I really like granny smith apples for the sour flavor profile, but most review websites rate it poorly.

Empire is my favorite because of it's crisp texture and semi-tartness. Granny Smith is probably next, it's the most sour one I can reliably find.

Pink lady's texture is not great and I find it too sweet.

Granny Smiths are probably the most tart generally available apple, but any cooking apple in general is usually sharper. You might also like McIntosh or even Pink Lady.

You could also go down the cider apple route or even crabapples if you really want, though they often tend to be more bitter than tart.

I'm a big fan of a McIntosh, and pretty easy to find in BC. The apple ranking site also rates them poorly, with which I disagree.
Granny Smith is ubiquitous. It's often difficult to get a more sour apple than a Granny Smith. Pink Lady is less sour IIRC. McIntosh or Braeburn are definitely less sour.

If you're in the Midwest (especially MN, WI, Iowa, etc) you can get Haralson, which are kinda like Granny Smith but more just straight sour.

Haralson is probably my favorite. But disclaimer, I also like eating straight lemons, so ... yea. Many people will use Haralson only for baking.

I hear that in Europe they have a few types that are more sour, idk.

Crabapples, and all the fancy ones with red meat

And a lot of cider apples

I had no idea crabapples were safe to eat.

When I grew up, we had several crabapple trees in the yard. They very frequently bore fruit. My mom always told me these were toxic to eat, so I stayed away from them. Honeysuckle and blackberries, on the other hand...

I just googled it. It's a common myth, I suppose?

Crabapples make an excellent jelly, that you can have also in different colors depending on the cultivar.

https://www.alamy.com/home-made-crab-apple-jelly-malus-evere...

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/40275/mary-wynnes-crabappl...

https://thequietfoodie.com/my-first-ever-crab-apple-jelly-re...

As raw fruit they are perfectly edible when mature. The flavor is a mild apple flavor, a little bland an can be sour also. As in all apples, the seeds have cyanide, but as long as you don't eat them or filter the seeds after cooking it, it will not be a problem. Just don't eat it whole.

The immature fruits are hard as a steel ball, so there is a risk of suffocation with children, but apart if this, if you discard the seeds they are perfectly edible. I ate them many times, even if I prefer to let most in the tree for the birds.

It just means wild apple trees, not a cultivated variety. Similar to picking wild blackberries, except I think they are true to seed.
> It just means wild apple trees, not a cultivated variety.

"Wild" apples are Malus sylvestris or just feral domestic apples Malus domestica.

Crabapples comprise the rest (>30 different species) of apples and its hybrids. Malus florida from Japan is famous for its glorious blossom for example. Malus sieboldi from China or Malus bacatta from Siberia are also crabapples. Some are true to seed, but other aren't and there are many cultivars selected by blossom or fruit display.

There are some crabapples cultured specifically for culinary purposes, like Golden Hornet that bear heavy amounts of small yellow fruits. Very good for compote and jelly.

Can't trust a site that has Fuji 39 points lower than honeycrisp when they are extremely similar.
I've never had a Fuji that's anywhere near as delightful as a Honeycrisp.
I have, but only from the farmers market. Their Fujis are noticeably different (way better) from Fujis in the grocery stores.
This is my take as well and I've tried a ton.

A childhood friend's dad is one of the people who developed the Honeycrisp and SweeTango (and Rave/First Kiss, Zestar, etc). We always had access to the latest and zaniest variants, but the Honeycrisp was just consistently very good. Yeah, sometimes you'd find an incredible fruit punch thing, but the next day you'd try another and it was gross and mealy. Honeycrisp was always reliable.

SweeTango is also excellent and reliable but it's harder to find and more expensive.

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Rock it apples have been the most consistently good for me.
This site has come up in conversation multiple times as if it's some sort of serious resource, but iiuc this is just one guy's opinion, and if you read the reviews, it's clear he's mostly just writing these for entertainment. Also, it's not clear how many times he's even tasted these apples and when those tastings occurred. Sometimes an apple just has a bad year!

Anyway, I'm mostly just salty that he panned the cosmic crisp. They're good this year!

To be clear (to respond to a few people panning the legitimacy of applerankings.com), I didn’t actually take the site super seriously, it just made me take more notice of the Honeycrisp and try it out.

That’s when I realized that they were very rarely mealy, something I’d been in search of for years.

But agree that the site is mostly intended to be a more humorous take on apples. (And, to be fair, it is quite funny.)

I’ve been very fond of yellow Opal apples recently. Very firm with a good taste.
Weird, there’s a variety at my local farm market called Crimson Crisp that is my new favorite because it is tasty and extremely crisp. But it’s not even listed on that ranking site… maybe it’s regional?

And I’ve never heard of the Cosmic Crisp, which is showing up in a lot of comments. Again, maybe regional?

Empire has this problem. Fresh off the tree they are some of the ideal apples. After a couple weeks of storage though, they lose all that crispness and become a sad experience.
I live in MN and my preferred apple depends on the time of year, I try to get locally grown apples whenever possible by visiting orchards, or Lunds if I can’t get to an orchard.

I like First Kiss (Rave) apples in August and early September, SweeTango in September and October, and Honeycrisp at any other time. SweeTango is my favorite, you can still get them as flavorful tennis/baseball size apples in MN vs the monstrous grapefruit sized flavorless Honeycrisp apples that seem to be everywhere these days.

There are still fantastic Honeycrisp apples available with lots of flavor, just ignore the gigantic ones.

It also depends on when you get them. Here in the PNW, Honeycrisp apples in the fall are delicious because they're grown locally and not stored long. Just eat it as seasonal fruit and it lives up to its promise.
They are just bad in the offseason though? New batches should be good?

My favorite is the kanzi, but it’s not really available year round. Most apples peak in November anyway

Kanzi (syn.: Nicoter) is the only apple I eat. All other I can get around here are just meh. Ufortunately, Kani/Nicoter are rather uncommon.
I wonder if you could test for crispness using ultrasonic tech.

Just make sauce out of the mealy ones.

I went through this just yesterday. Bought a bunch of Honeycrisps, and was underwhelmed compared to my memory of them. I also don't like Cosmic Crisps anymore.

Side note: Those new jumbo blueberries are insane.

Just seems to happen with every apple I like, unfortunately. I think I'm currently on Cosmic Crisp or Jazz apples as my mains. I give them about five years before they start to suck.
I always cut them into slices, then leave them in an airtight plastic container for an hour or two, so the juice can seep out a little.
Cosmic Crisp is a new varietal that seems like a solid successor to honey crisp. It seems like they started in a cooler climate (I first encountered them in northern Oregon), and they're fantastic.
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If you live within a few hours of apple country, do yourself a favor next fall and go discover some new varietals. There are hundreds produced commercially (read: some farm grows them) that will never see a supermarket. Try a bunch and use your favorites for fun dishes you rarely make: pies, tarts, cider, butter, cut them into oatmeal, sandwiches, salads. They can taste so amazing and different that it's a fun adventure. (Plus then you can pretend you're a fancy food person, saying to your friends "Ooh, the Macoun had a good season this year!")

And if you have a bit of land, start some trees! They are a wonderful gift for future generations. Plant a bunch and leave them alone, let the survivors flourish. Worst case they die and you have some good firewood for a bbq.