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I... what? Guys I think .gov got hacked. Cause the alternative is we are on the weird timeline. Can someone confirm we are not on the weird timeline?
Satire has been defeated by reality once again.
This is some Baudrillardian meta-humor.
The books still say "Berenstain Bears" so yeah, it's the weird timeline.
How is this not illegal?
The AI chicken-headed eagle at the bottom is a new all-time low in web design.
If this was satire it would be too difficult to believe.
Why call it the Trump card? Regardless of what side you are on, this country is bigger than one man. This branding seems flippant and unserious.
Well he's gonna rename the USA to the UST, so then the Trump Gold Card makes sense right!?
$1 million

Doesn't even come with a Disney fast pass or NFL redzone.

Pass.

This is hilarious. He's just trolling at this point, isn't he.
lol this still requires a chargeable visa. i imagine this won’t get so much traction then.
I feel embarrassed for the U.S.
I'll wait for the Trump Diamond Card
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I’ll bid one no-trump.
"If approved, an individual must make a gift of $1 million, which has been determined to provide sufficient evidence that the individual will substantially benefit the United States."

So much winning... Seriously, what a joke.

The $5 million option gives you privileges even better than a US citizen since you do not pay taxes on foreign income while being a US resident. They should make it an annual fee.
Kind of incredible how fragile the scaffolding of American ideals was, in retrospect.

The last eight months represent an unabated march to the most idiotic satirical version imaginable. No guardrails provided even the slightest of sanity or introspection, much less resistance.

This has been going on for 10 years. I'm actually surprised it has withstood as much as it did. As they say, these things tend to move slowly, and then all at once.

The main problems seems to be that in order to stop these things, you have to recognize them well ahead of when the metastasize (what's happening now). We had several obvious opportunities where the call was easy, and we couldn't make the right call every time.

The first was in 2016 when Trump revealed his abject racism and sexism, two qualities that are necessarily required for a fascist movement. If we had rejected him on the basis that he sexually assaulted women, which we knew in 2016 before the first election, we could have averted this whole disaster.

Then we had another opportunity in 2020, when he had organized an insurrection against his own government to prevent the peaceful transfer of power. At that time, we could have arrested him, convicted him, and also impeached him, barring him from office forever. If we had done that, we could again have averted this whole disaster.

Then we had a THIRD opportunity in 2024. I don't need to go over that recent history, but it suffices to say at that time we knew he was a racist, sexist, insurrectionist and we STILL voted him into power.

So I don't think the system was all that fragile. It's just, it can't bear the load of so much stupidity and self sabotage. No matter how robust the system it can't survive if you just invite the vampires in the front door!

Biden should have given the nukes to Mexico.
Why does it call it a donation and not a fee? Does it go to the trump organization ?

Also is this a replacement for the green card?

Yyyyyuck. I don’t even care about the program specifics but the aesthetic is so tacky.