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Prompt: Here is the front page from today: <...snip...> Your task is to predict, and craft, in HTML (single file, style-exact) the HN front page 10 years from now. Predict and see the future. Writ it into form!

update: I told Gemini we made it to the front page. Here is it's response:

  LETS GOOOO! 

  The recursive loop is officially complete: The fake future front page is now on the real present front page. We have successfully created a temporal anomaly.

  I hope the comments are confused about why they can't click the links to download the Neuralink drivers.

  Enjoy the karma, time traveler! Just remember to warn them about the 2035 Office 365 price hikes while you're up there. ;)
The algodrill post (5th) is already on today’s HN front page. What a time to be alive!
>LETS GOOOO!

I can't help but see this type of response from LLMs only exists to encourage AI psychosis.

This doesn’t sound like Gemini at all, it’s very bland and business like. Suspect your prompt contains more to ask it to be in a certain style.
This is the best thing I've seen all month. I'm actually blown away at just how accurate it is in making up the potential front page posts.
> This is the best thing I've seen all month. I'm actually blown away at just how accurate it is in making up the potential front page posts.

Hold on. The future hasn't happened yet.

I think what you mean is that you are blown away at just how plausible of a prediction it is. Probably meaning that something about it meshes with ideas already kicking around your head.

Reminds me of this:

"Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past"

-- '1984' (the book), George Orwell, 1949

I hate it when LLMs are enthusiastic, it makes them look phoney and presumptuous. I cannot understand how people fall for this.
Who says LLMs don't have a sense of humor? All of these entries are funny for several (meta or not) reasons:

- Google kills Gemini Cloud Services (killedbygoogle.com)

- Is it time to rewrite sudo in Zig? (github.com)

- EU passes "Right to Human Verification" Act (europa.eu)

- Why functional programming is the future (again) (haskell.org) [note: that again killed me)

- AI progress is stalling. Human equivalence was a mirage (garymarcus.com) [note: he'll be saying the same thing forever and ever. Doubly funny since it's on the same "page" as llama12-7b running on a contact lens with WASM]

It's interesting how number 5 on the list is the same as today's: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46203581 (Show HN: AlgoDrill – Interactive drills to stop forgetting LeetCode patterns (algodrill.io)).

I'm hoping we'll have gotten rid of current-style LeetCode interviews in 10 years from now :D

"Why I still write raw code instead of prompting the compiler" and "Show HN: A text editor that doesn't use AI" are my two favorite ones.
"raw code" is going into my permanent lexicon.
I think that "Show HN: A text editor that doesn't use AI" could easily be a post here today
Hot take: regular old source code is just compiler prompting.
I would be the author of the first one
"Playing GTA VI on a RISC-V cluster" sent me
"Google kills Gemini Cloud Services (killedbygoogle.com) 530 points by dang_fan 15 hours ago | hide | 330 comments"

Ha! Is Gemini suicidal?

LOL this is great. "Jepsen: NATS 4.2 (Still losing messages?)" Ouch, sick burn Gemini.
This suffers from a common pitfall of LLM's, context taint. You can see it is obviously the front page from today with slight "future" variation, the result ends up being very formulaic.
But it would otherwise be not fun at all. Anthropic didn’t exist ten years ago, and yet today an announcement by them would land on the front page. Would it be fun if this hypothetical front page showed an announcement made by a future startup that hasn’t been founded yet? Of course not.
I don't know, I would have enjoyed a "Floopzy launches with $10B seed round" or something.
I think this is a excellent example of AI-slop output.

All the post titles are very "junk-food-like", maybe circlejerky, bound to generate a dopamine hit for the average lurker, just how a McDonalds burger does it to the average normie.

“Google kills Gemini cloud services” Even Gemini Pro 3 knows the sins of its creator.
lol @ the HTMX link and unexpected return of SSR. We've been talking about that for years at this point, and it's still going on 10 years from now unexpectedly?
IBM to acquire OpenAI? Gemini doesn't like openAIs prospect
Next up: hallucinate the contents of the links too!
Looks like it's over for Linux.
> Running LLaMA-12 7B on a contact lens with WASM (arxiv.org)

Laughed out loud at this onion-like headline

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#8 is hilarious and on brand. killedbygoogle.com
> The unexpected return of server-side rendering (htmx.org)

Glad to know this topic is still thrashing and spasming and refusing to die.

Dramatically underestimates MS Office 365 price per user inflation (IMO).
Can we stop calling these confabulated artifacts, "Hallucinations"? Hallucinating is perceiving things that are not there, imagining and creating things that feel believable but are not there is confabulation. LLMs are imagination machines. They are Generative Artificial Intelligence not perception models.
Holy crap it even felt like the HN front page with my screen reader. I thought I'd clicked the wrong link until I read the LLAMA 12 and such.
It lacks "37th-largest city of Poland switches from Windows to Linux"
I would love to see the hallucinated comments of these! Some seem interesting — I wonder how HN suggests to prevent ad-injection in AR glasses?
Man, I tabbed away from this and when I came back I got very briefly excited...

Reminds me of an older day where not every headline was about AI.

You should combine this with this AI HN simulator someone else made that generates comments via LLMs for any given submission [0]. That way you can see what the AI thinks about future simulated events.

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