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Literally had to check the date with this one.

What?!

Same. thought this was an april fools joke.
Are we in a bubble yet? The sneakers are doing AI now.
"Even if you escape the house the AI is in the sneakers!"
I hope their foray into compute works out better than their shoemaking. Bought a pair, didn't even last a season before starting to fall apart (which would still be very on brand for the general AI sector).
Each step powers one Claude conversation
On top of this whole thing just being ridiculous, $50mm is also just not a very impressive amount of money to build out an AI data center.
If you can somehow get your hands on a dozen NVL72 racks and duct tape them together in such a way to rent them out as a service, you can make your money back in less than 2 years at current demand pricing. $50M is more than enough to get this going.
The $50M is for keeping the company alive long enough for the c suite to finish tearing the copper out of the walls
Ridiculous? Tandy (leather originally) became a large computer company for a while. So who's to say really.
It's not an expansion. The first line says they sold the shoe business which will continue under someone else. The company is changing names and its line of business.
This makes my start-up's pivots look a lot smaller
Their shoes are great for pivoting!
”AI” is the new “.com”
The shoe company? Edit: The shoe company.
I basically clicked in to this post because I thought it was funny that an AI company had the same name as a shoe company.

But, no, it’s actually the same company.

And a failed shoe company at that… I beleive they sold out for around $40M, which isn’t zero, but a lot less than the rounds of funding they raised.

I hope this doesn't mess up their shoes. I am allergic to the plastic/leather in most shoes and allbirds is one of the few brands that typically is ok.
They sold the shoe business for a new company to mess up
I knew something was up when every morning I'd find my Allbirds mysteriously on top of my keyboard. And coincidentally, someone has been using all of my Claude tokens every night...

But my jogging has been great recently! I've been posting PBs on Strava, though I don't remember creating a Strava account any time... hmmm...

The tech bro shoe really living up to it's name
This a last ditch effort to pop the stock a little so investors can get out?
If my math is right they can acquire about 1800 (lowish end) enterprise AI-capable GPUs for $50M so exactly what are they going to do with that? Seems pretty small.
I have a pair of Allbirds, they're pretty comfy. I like them.

What, ah, do they have to do with AI?

Long Island Iced Tea Corp did this back in 2017 when they rebranded to "Long Blockchain Corp".

Allbirds should've rebranded itself as AIbirds.

LOL.

This reminds me of when the Long Island Iced Tea company renamed themselves to the Long Blockchain Corp in 2017 when crypto was soaring and their stock immediately took off.

Four years later the SEC charged three people (including the company's majority shareholder) with insider trading.

This reminds me of when a coworker left to go help develop Technicolor's (yes, that Technicolor) new social media platform.
> This reminds me of when a coworker left to go help develop Technicolor's (yes, that Technicolor) new social media platform.

Random semi-related memory unlocked:

I briefly worked at Technicolor along with most of the people who were at Chumby Industries when it imploded.

As part of the wind-down of Chumby a deal was struck for Technicolor to take on most of the employees to help build MediaNavi, a Netflix-competitor streaming service. We Chumby hires were mostly focused on working on client-side technology to build the streaming service into early "Smart TVs".

It was a complete disaster and I only lasted there about 3 months. Almost everyone I know that made the transition had left within 6-8 months.

I'm pretty sure this is a few years before Technicolor tried the social media thing.

https://www.theverge.com/2012/4/20/2963003/chumby-broken-up-...

shoe shine boy is trying to sell me compute
I personally welcome the new GPUs that smell like wet dog and look like a old subway sandwiched left in the rain.
This is good news for AI. These kind of pivots just show what a revolutionary and world-changing technology this is.

Invest now! This is the lowest AI stocks will ever be.

me: i would like to buy some sneakers

allbirds: ok

me: i'd also like to buy compute capacity to run AI inference on the cheap lol do u know where i can find a good one

allbirds: ur not gonna believe this

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