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Pretty cool!

I've spent a lot of time wrapping my head around monads; whenever I thought I "got it," I would come across some exotic monad that completely blew my mind. The best way to understand them is not to rely on analogies but just follow the rules—everybody says that, but it took me a while to truly realize it.

See, for example, the Tardis monad or the Cont monad: https://www.reddit.com/r/haskell/comments/446d13/exotic_mona...

So weird, on the front page at the same time as this: "Biology is a burrito"

When I saw that link it immediately reminded me of this: https://blog.plover.com/prog/burritos.html

>Monads are like burritos

And then a few links down is this link to monad tutorials.

Weird coincidence.

The biology article led me to submit this. No coincidence.
To explain like two fundamental rules (we can make wrapper types, and do flatmap) I will:

- Write 5 paragraphs setting up an imaginary scenario involving fantasy elements of aliens, dragons, and a magical kindom where they speak using message boxes

- Introduce basic category theory by starting with what a functor is

- Explain all the effects of a monad in such general terms that it basically amounts to anything and everything - since a function can be anything and do everything and it's just function composition

- Write some snippets of Haskell, and just assume that you're familiar with the syntax

- Talk about how delicious burritos are

I understood the monad concept for a few months in university. After the exam was over, I soon stopped understanding it. The same thing happened with the concept of VC dimension. It's kind of interesting, because we usually don't think of "understanding" as something that comes with a time limit.
I have always thought that monads are just side effects and that's it.
Nope. For example lists are monads, but doesn’t have anything to do with side-effects.

Monads are just a pattern for chaining functions.

A good explanation I read once.

That the best way to understand Monads, was to write a Tutorial about Monads.

Which does make sense. To understand a subject, the best way is to teach the subject.

2015 was the best for Haskell. Definitely had a bit of a moment.
It took me a long time to write an explainer on embeddings, and one day I will finally finish my Monad tutorial. I think fundamentally you need to have needed them to solve a problem to get them, and outside of pure languages you have to do a lot of special-condition setup to explain why you need them. "You Could Have Invented Monads"[0] is probably my favourite existing one.

0: https://blog.sigfpe.com/2006/08/you-could-have-invented-mona...

Here’s my monad tutorial for programmers

A monad is anything you can flatmap with

The monad of list is you flatmap a list on a list and instead of getting a list of lists, as you would if you just mapped, you get a single flattened list

The monad of Result is you flatmap many function calls (like http requests or whatever) on each other and instead of getting many results, you get a single flattened result

Most of you already know this, without necessarily even knowing what a Monad is

Monad literally just means "one thing" - you take many things, and flatmap them into one

Thanks for attending my ted talk

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Honestly, it seems like the common denominator for all this confusion is Haskell, and specifically its IO system, not the monad interface itself. E.g., lots of languages have something like an "Iterable" interface, which - while it may be non-trivial for beginners to learn - absolutely does not require tortured metaphors to explain it. No one has ever needed burritos to explain Result::and_then [1].

[1] https://doc.rust-lang.org/std/result/enum.Result.html#method...