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I really thought it was going to be the other way around.

I am quite confident that if GameStop bought eBay, they would ruin it in the same way that K-Mart buying Sears ruined that company.

I could be wrong, I'm not a business person, but it seems kind of obvious that a company like GameStop, whose current existence appears to be due to a weird short squeeze anomaly, is not a sustainable business.

>> whose current existence appears to be due to a weird short squeeze anomaly, is not a sustainable business.

I remember working in a CD Warehouse in the early aughts. Our store was next door to a Game Stop. The woman who worked at the Game Stop would come over and chat music with me when her store was slow. We used to joke about how both of our industries are seemingly dying a slow death. Console and game prices were going through the roof at the time. Compact Discs were being replaced by downloadable music. A few months before I quit, we finally started reselling DVD's to buoy the CD reselling part of the store.

As it turns out, the gaming industry outlasted the CD reselling business by quite a bit. lol

K mart is at the very minimum a viable business. GameStop is a meme stock attached to the brand of a moribund business model. I just don't see a world where GameStop's core business ever gains relevance again when gamers have shown a strong revealed preference for digital games over physical ones.

This proposal never made any sense and it speaks volumes about the lunacy of the market that anyone takes it seriously at all.

Any reasonable person could see this was a ridiculous clown show, put on by the ridiculous clown show meme stock company.
Imagine if the Tesla/X empire went for GME next.
I'm pretty sure this was just a stunt to manipulate both stock prices for some short term play.
Well if you’ve seen the CNBC interview with the GameStop CEO he couldn’t answer basic questions about the deal so the outcome here isn’t surprising.

The interview was so bad the first time I saw it I thought it was some sort of satire bit. No, it was real and the commentators were literally speechless.

It was a clown-show interview, but also likely on purpose from the CEO. The CEO does not like CNBC (their history of reporting on GME as a meme stock), and his schtick plays to retail investors. The problem is to get a deal like this done he needs to convince non-retail investors to come along. He also clearly didn't want to say 'dilution' when pressed about where the rest of the stock would come from.
He didn't want to say the "D" word.

(Dilute the religious share holders to have them finance the deal)

As a avid eBay customer I am pretty relieved. I buy 2-3 items a month and was selling for the last 2 years on the platform. It's come such a long way and is really a great, streamlined experience. Of course I'm sure folks that make their living off their stores & sales will have different opinions, but I'd say as a routine customer and seller it doesn't need an external company's takeover pressure on it.
As a seller I'm also relieved. Ebay has gotten bad but I can't even imagine how Gamestop would squeeze sellers.
I buy and sell through eBay about once a month and I agree. eBay isn't perfect but over several hundred transactions and a few disputes that were settled fairly I've had a good experience. I know it's possible to have a bad experience and I'm not discounting those stories, but it's not the standard eBay experience.

GameStop was trying to do a Private Equity style takeover. Everyone hates it when PE companies do that, but GameStop is an lol memestock so that fact was overlooked with all of the to the moon comments. I do not want any platform I use being taken over by in a highly leveraged takeover, especially not by GameStop.

Hard agree. I am an eBay seller and this had me thinking actively about what I'd have to do if they went under or stopped offering a quality service.
I got scammed on a $25 item in 2003 and never went back.
Here's the biggest reason why -

GameStop CEO Ryan Cohen gets a performance pay if the market cap goes up:

> The total award consists of stock options to purchase 171,537,327 shares of the Company's Class A common stock at a price of $20.66 per share.

  Tranche  Award%  Market Cap Hurdle  EBITDA Hurdle
   
  1  10%   $20 Billion    $2.0 Billion
  2  10%   $30 Billion    $3.0 Billion
  3  10%   $40 Billion    $4.0 Billion
  4  10%   $50 Billion    $5.0 Billion
  5  10%   $60 Billion    $6.0 Billion
  6  10%   $70 Billion    $7.0 Billion
  7  10%   $80 Billion    $8.0 Billion
  8  15%   $90 Billion    $9.0 Billion
  9  15%   $100 Billion   $10.0 Billion
Swallowing a new company, even if it takes on debt, can bump this up.

eBay market cap is $48B.

https://investor.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-details/202...

There's a section of his pay package that says:

  The Performance Hurdles will be adjusted by the Committee equitably and proportionately as determined by the Committee in a manner designed to preserve the economic opportunity provided under the Award, (a) higher to account for acquisition activity for which stock is provided as consideration; and (b) lower to account for a split-up, spin-off, dividend or other distribution (whether in the form of cash, shares, other securities, or other property) or divestiture activity, in each case, that could be considered material to the achievement of the Performance Hurdles, as applicable.
Matt Levine's recent opinion piece for Bloomberg ("GameStop Doesn’t Have Enough Stock", https://archive.ph/3h8wf) goes into a bit more detail about it, including why such an acquisition might still help him get there even if it doesn't instantly get him halfway.
Seems like a no brainer for people who want to go into a physical store without dealing with the hassle of waiting for the item to sell along with packaging and shipping.
Who wants to go to a physical store in 2026?
ebay started attempting consignment more than ten years ago, but I think lately they only do it for luxury items. Which makes sense to me as a lot of people would just send in junk. https://pages.ebay.com/ebay-consignment/
This doesn't make any sense to me, and seems like the exact opposite of what eBay is, but maybe we use eBay differently? When I use it, I am looking for something specific. The chance a random location nearby has that thing is basically 0. If I want to peruse random thrift items, I would go to a thrift store.
A physical store stocked with what? EBay’s strength in today's world is its enormous base of third party sellers all over the world carrying the most niche odds and ends you can think of. Just to be able to show these seller's merchandise in stores would be a massive logistical nightmare. No physical store and certainly not the ones GameStop sized can carry a fraction of what eBay has to offer. They have to fundamentally reshape the business and throw away what made them successful if they want physical stores to make any sense.
How would that even work? You can only keep so physical items in a store, plus all the costs of a store ...
A marketing stunt just like when (and I'm reluctant to use their name) Perplexity said it would buy Chrome.
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GameStop forgot to pivot to AI-first before making the offer.
> Cohen last week offered $125 a share — consisting of 50% cash and 50% GameStop stock

So he's basically looking to launder his freshly minted meme stonks into legitimate real company stock. It's shocking they don't want it.

I thought gamestop was in financial trouble a few years back, how can they afford 56 billion?
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.... and the sky is blue, news at 11.

of course the offer wasn't serious. did anyone see the interview GameStop CEO did with Andrew Ross Sorkin? he clearly didn't have the money and was trying to gaslight the world.

If eBay really wanted to sell itself, I’d propose a no reserve auction with the bids starting at $420.
The eBay AstroTurf in this thread is real. eBay is a hot piece of garbage, just go watch testimonials of sellers getting ripped off with no recourse.

That being said I don't really care whether either end of the sale goes through.

Nice to see one of those heavily leveraged deals turned down.
I had the sense this was never a serious, newsworthy story. Just a wild boast that somehow got clicks.