LLM Ass Bench (assbench.com)

The most important of benchmarks.

The idea that they're going to benchmaxx this in the future amuses me

ASStra for the win!

nsfw?

but hilarious nonetheless

Finally, I was getting tired of seeing pelicans on a bike.

haha, doing the important work!

how come opus 5.5 did so well? I'm surprised

The prompt that created these images doesn't mention that they want a Caucasian skin color. Huh. Racist LLMs?

We need Banana Bench next.

Now put them on a bike.

Glad my work blocked this. But can we get a NSFW tag? If this is NSFW?

i almost wrote a extension to block mentions of pelican bench because i find those so utterly useless. now, Assbench, on the other hand, i could get behind

Folks, we've reached the top.

I really want to post this on my work slack. Should be fine right? This should be sfw imo but I want consensus here. I don’t want some crazy Mia or Lauren girl to report this to HR. Just want to confirm.

"The economy was in a state of deep neglect, a great dust bowl had ravaged food supplies. And the number one movie in the country was called Ass. And that's all it was, for 90 minutes."

6 months from now we'll be discussing if model training is assmaxxing.

I'm impressed that Luna got as far as it did on max reasoning. Don't get me wrong, that's one weird looking ass, but even the top GPT model a year ago probably would have done worse based on my experience (with asking it to create meshes in general, not modeling asses... yeah, that's the ticket). Then again, I'm also not, because I've found it to be a great deal at its relatively low price point when the reasoning is set to high.

The amount of blatant slop I've flagged in the past few hours is insane. HN mods need to do something.

But can we make thicc pelicans?

Next, HumanBench! Draw an entire, picture-perfect human.

[delayed]

Why is this flagged? Isnt the readership adults? (Do children want to read these dry articles on tech?)

https://www.assbench.com/PROMPT.md sent back an error.

Error code: 404 Not Found

the eval we need

the eval we don't deserve