> The virtue of formal texts is that their manipulations, in order to be legitimate, need to satisfy only a few simple rules; they are, when you come to think of it, an amazingly effective tool for ruling out all sorts…
Psy ops. Grabbing users for their IPOs. Once they have you the prices will go up again.
I envy you. If I only had the money for that sweet hardware. And the electricity bill.
IBM fucks sam and dario. Priceless.
This almost makes me want to have Minecraft, but apparently you need an effing Microsoft account for it. No way in hell.
You can still be a programmer. Ignoring all the stupid "why don't you use AI" questions make you even more of a bad-ass.
I feel like I should be able to crash the Windows behind this page by triggering some bug in the app.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arundhati_Roy
> our fingers will turn into undulating prompt tentacles. Doubtful. Because in the brave new AI future the ability to prompt will be a hotly contested privilege. Obviously you can't let any random meat sack have the…
> the Age of AI – Actual Idiocy, Actual Super Idiocy, Recursive Snowballing-Idiocy – is upon us. At the risk of sounding derivative: She's absolutely right. After being drowned ad nauseam in a deluge of refuse and…
That's only a bit less than half an eternity. Programming languages may have been supplanted by vibe slop by then.
Did you see those windowlings hovering over the background and casting a shadow? Later user interfaces may have had more pixels, but they never had that coolness.
Of course this is only one Jev. Other Jevs might behave differently.
I was fully prepared to read an article about ICE.
That control panel looks fantastic! Too bad I don't wayland. Last I checked, Mathematica doesn't like it.
Someone who knows how to do it should make a better Siri and then fuck Apple by selling it to them. For a really expensive price.
Apple would never ever acknowledge that anything of theirs is less than ecstatically fantastic.
Happy birthday! I think this has to be the oldest programming language still in use. 70 years is quite an eternity in the sphere of computing. Before Fortran, there was (almost?) nothing but assembler and plug board…
I wonder how much work it is to keep the outside that clean in the middle of a forest. But the color is great and it does look romantic. Extra UFO points if it can take off and just fly somewhere else.
For those who haven't learned their lesson yet, I doubt anything could move the needle.
> useless as a way to prevent people from being hacked From being hacked by others. Google was just trying to protect their property, which is the ability to spy on their users' every move. Google themselves really…
Came here to say this :)
Is this the second coming of Clippy?
Are you joking? Inefficiencies like that are a typical tell for LLM-generated slop. And I'm sure their prompt whisperers are proud of their work.
Static libraries don't need to be "loaded first". They're part of the executable. That's why they are called static.
> The virtue of formal texts is that their manipulations, in order to be legitimate, need to satisfy only a few simple rules; they are, when you come to think of it, an amazingly effective tool for ruling out all sorts…
Psy ops. Grabbing users for their IPOs. Once they have you the prices will go up again.
I envy you. If I only had the money for that sweet hardware. And the electricity bill.
IBM fucks sam and dario. Priceless.
This almost makes me want to have Minecraft, but apparently you need an effing Microsoft account for it. No way in hell.
You can still be a programmer. Ignoring all the stupid "why don't you use AI" questions make you even more of a bad-ass.
I feel like I should be able to crash the Windows behind this page by triggering some bug in the app.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arundhati_Roy
> our fingers will turn into undulating prompt tentacles. Doubtful. Because in the brave new AI future the ability to prompt will be a hotly contested privilege. Obviously you can't let any random meat sack have the…
> the Age of AI – Actual Idiocy, Actual Super Idiocy, Recursive Snowballing-Idiocy – is upon us. At the risk of sounding derivative: She's absolutely right. After being drowned ad nauseam in a deluge of refuse and…
That's only a bit less than half an eternity. Programming languages may have been supplanted by vibe slop by then.
Did you see those windowlings hovering over the background and casting a shadow? Later user interfaces may have had more pixels, but they never had that coolness.
Of course this is only one Jev. Other Jevs might behave differently.
I was fully prepared to read an article about ICE.
That control panel looks fantastic! Too bad I don't wayland. Last I checked, Mathematica doesn't like it.
Someone who knows how to do it should make a better Siri and then fuck Apple by selling it to them. For a really expensive price.
Apple would never ever acknowledge that anything of theirs is less than ecstatically fantastic.
Happy birthday! I think this has to be the oldest programming language still in use. 70 years is quite an eternity in the sphere of computing. Before Fortran, there was (almost?) nothing but assembler and plug board…
I wonder how much work it is to keep the outside that clean in the middle of a forest. But the color is great and it does look romantic. Extra UFO points if it can take off and just fly somewhere else.
For those who haven't learned their lesson yet, I doubt anything could move the needle.
> useless as a way to prevent people from being hacked From being hacked by others. Google was just trying to protect their property, which is the ability to spy on their users' every move. Google themselves really…
Came here to say this :)
Is this the second coming of Clippy?
Are you joking? Inefficiencies like that are a typical tell for LLM-generated slop. And I'm sure their prompt whisperers are proud of their work.
Static libraries don't need to be "loaded first". They're part of the executable. That's why they are called static.