Knock knock. Who's there? (wait a few minutes) Java ---- A DBA walks into a bar, goes up to two tables, and says: "can I join you?". ---- Many great jokes here: http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/programming-jokes/ :)
I've also heard this one said: "there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who do not." Either way, it's a great joke!
I am highly interested in the opportunity of becoming a mentee. I am a recent graduate, and now CS Grad student whose focus is on web development and database systems. I'm based in sunny Cleveland, Ohio. I am starting…
Knock knock. Who's there? (wait a few minutes) Java ---- A DBA walks into a bar, goes up to two tables, and says: "can I join you?". ---- Many great jokes here: http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/programming-jokes/ :)
I've also heard this one said: "there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who do not." Either way, it's a great joke!
I am highly interested in the opportunity of becoming a mentee. I am a recent graduate, and now CS Grad student whose focus is on web development and database systems. I'm based in sunny Cleveland, Ohio. I am starting…